Valerie Simmons

buh bye

[Valerie Simmons @Val3ri3Simmons]

Me on a normal day:
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[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

things that are in this summer
- substance abuse
- ice cream
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[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

The HOA can suck my balls, this dude is going on my lawn.

[kesha @KeshaRose]

Hard to be Kesha in a Hailey Bieber world but somebody’s gotta do it

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

me tryna remember if i actually said that or im being manipulated bc i have bad memory

[Rendy Jones @rendy_jones]

This really is like a scene straight outta Hannah Montana but it’s reality. God was writing the best independent arc for our girl and she slayed. ✨✨

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

yea i got that dog in me

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭😭

[Green Can @aGreenCan]

happy thursday i can not keep up the facade

[charlie @chunkbardey]

january 31, 2024. new year’s eve

[down bad comments @downbadcomment]

bro was too confident😭

[emily may @emilykmay]

having an ex best friend is such a specifically heartbreaking experience because it was possibly longest relationship you were ever in. and then they......turn into an actual stranger? and at one point they called you 17x a day. like, i know your brother's birthday still.

[pinball wizard @y0ungpinball]

calling in sad to work in the morning

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

let me rephrase

[pinar @pienar]

going through something you could never understand..

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

holy shit he’s fucking ballin