Valera

my imagination too creative

[Valera @ValGhal]

Tonight I wish I was your boy

[hunter @3gpmh]

no i actually noticed that social cue i just didn’t know what to do with it

[Andrew Guenther @codebrewed]

I love how TSA rules are different at every airport and they look at you like you're a fucking idiot when you don't speak their regional dialect of security theater.

[Ayobamiji @Ayobamijiiii]

i just want to exist without feeling like i'm constantly recovering from something

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

"I'm very self aware" says the neurodivergent girl who keeps writing herself plans for tomorrow that depend on her waking up with more self discipline and adherence to routine than she has ever exhibited in her life

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

life is literally a constant rotation of losing your spark then finding it again. but damn!

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

Im getting married in a SPORTS ARENA with 1000 GUESTS in the middle of A VERY BIG CITY but I don't want ANYONE TO KNOW ABOUT IT because I am a SHY AND RETIRING ROSE so NO PHONES at my ADAM SANDLER initiated PRIVATE SACRED CEREMONY of love

[em @emilyagain]

I'm sorry but the juxtaposition of a big celebrity wedding shutting down part the city and having access to the highest quality of electricity/NYC resources while there are elderly and disabled NYers who will die today because ConEd shut their power off is so fucking bleak to me

[blue @bluewmist]

There is a very specific female fatigue that comes from knowing exactly what is happening, explaining exactly what is happening, being told you are overreacting, and then watching exactly what is happening happen with excellent punctuality.

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

if you litigate, you depose a random witness here once every couple months

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

do you ever just think about the first time you met someone and compare it to where you guys are now and it's like damn who knew this would happen

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

Minimalism killed human creativity.

[Franny J 👽 @FrannyTrip]

No! This is the dress that changed a generation! 💗

[ajk ⋆ @archiveforJK]

THIS FANCAM IS FUCKING INSANE?????

[ajk ⋆ @archiveforJK]

guys….

[☆ @JKJMFAN]

he looks like daenerys targaryen and jon snow’s son istg. jimin targaryen, prince of dragonstone, heir to the iron throne

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

hey sorry I didn't text back, life has lost all meaning to me

[🏊🏾‍♀️ ⁷ @cybrsxhobi]

why this baseline slappin so rude