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[Val @Val_Cumming]

@CaseysCenter Presale code please? : )

[Val @Val_Cumming]

As someone who has been in a million weddings and attended a million showers, I have soooo many thoughts 👀🤐 imma just quiet lmao

[Just Mindy 🐊 @just_mindy]

Here are some rules of etiquette I have seen young women break recently:

1. your bridal or baby shower should not be hosted by yourself or your mother. It can be hosted by your sister, a cousin, a friend or a group of people. It is considered rude for you or your mother to host your own bridal or baby shower.

[Val @Val_Cumming]

@SUSBOYSLICK “…that song isn’t for you.”

[Val @Val_Cumming]

Hell of a thread 🤣

[a nigga needs a back massage @dalemason151]

Fuck Dan Schneider and anybody that fucks with him

[Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (Taylor's Version) @Buffalojilll]

Absolutely incredible series of words

[Val @Val_Cumming]

I think about tweet at least once a week 🤣

[Ozi Okeke @OziOkeke]

the masked singer is the kind of game show that would be playing on the tv screen in the background of a black mirror episode

[david @david_2ooo]

that one couple waiting in line at six flags

[Val @Val_Cumming]

@SamuelDGrimes @SUSBOYSLICK “…and ya diditatmybirthdaydinner” 🤣

[noah @bloodlineprint]

@PopCrave smoking cigarettes at beyoncé’s birthday show is the lowest…

[Val @Val_Cumming]

Miami is basically Las Vegas is they let Bad Bunny be mayor.

[Val @Val_Cumming]

That boy is fine Idc

[Sean O'Malley @SugaSeanMMA]

Yungest and hungest UFC Champ

[Sam Adams @SamuelAAdams]

Pee-wee Herman not only taught kids that it was okay to be weird but that normal people were deeply boring

[Val @Val_Cumming]

I am tuned tf in for this drama 🤣

[adam22 @adam22]

I don’t play about my wife or my pipe game

[Val @Val_Cumming]

The best kind of content on the internet is the stuff that makes you say “who fucking thinks of this shit 🤣🤣🤣”

[Erica Castro (E/Cast) @ecast2308]

I can’t get over Iowa and LSU facing each other in the women’s national championship game…a tale of 2 cultures 😂😭

[SNARKYMARKY @snarkeigh]

Proofreading my friend’s essay and she has “to be honest” written in it…

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

the funniest deleted tweet of all time

[Dalton Deschain & the Traveling Show @daltondeschain]

biggest regret of my life continues to be my decision to not buy this from a thrift store in 2018

[Val @Val_Cumming]

Still waiting on said robot.

[Val @Val_Cumming]

I ordered a nail-painting robot on kickstart maybe 2 years ago and they still send updates like they’re making it…just admit it was a money grab and I’m never gonna get shit at this point 🤣🤣

[Andy Milonakis @andymilonakis]

Does anyone ever get creeped out by nostalgia? I usually love it but sometimes it feels weird, like you’re vividly imaging a way different timeline that you’ll never get back but feels so real…hard to explain