Valerie Kingman

LLU student - Super Nerd - World's Okayest Mom

[Valerie Kingman @ValalaCK]

@AriaSouls @JoeZieja You’re the only one I’ve seen choose ten and I’ve been scrolling for a while... it’s my favorite too but I’m too scared to post... 😬😂

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Thanks for your concerns, but there is nothing to worry about. I thought I was just jostled by the crowd, which happens a lot. I only realized I was kicked when I saw the video like all of you. I’m just glad the idiot didn’t interrupt my Snapchat.

[Valerie Kingman @ValalaCK]

@chrissyteigen Nah... be mad at yourself for asking in the first place #curbthecraving 🤣

[Valerie Kingman @ValalaCK]

@lizfilm @g_pratimaaa I have the same one but only because article was written on the 10th and last updated on the 12th! ♥️

[Valerie Kingman @ValalaCK]

@g_pratimaaa “Florida man wasn’t drinking while driving, just at stop signs”

[Valerie Kingman @ValalaCK]

@KellyRipa you are truly doing the Lord’s work when you chastise the youth for watching The Bachelor 🙌🏻#StayStrong

[Valerie Kingman @ValalaCK]

@Ravels just to add to your defense. #PicaCommunity 😂

[Valerie Kingman @ValalaCK]

@IMKristenBell I just finished watching #TheGoodPlace - Pandemonium, and those last 10 seconds have me crying so hard my eyes are burning! #SendHelp #WhatsHappening

[Valerie Kingman @ValalaCK]

@Target When y’all fail to deliver in two days and then when I call it turns out you’ve lost my kids’ Christmas Gift #TargetsTheRealGrinch

[Valerie Kingman @ValalaCK]

@Ravels my target is out of the cereal but has these bad boys

[Valerie Kingman @ValalaCK]

@FallonTonight I thought she was trying to play Mad Gab #screengrab

[Valerie Kingman @ValalaCK]

@tacobell I waited all January for these stupid fries just to have my Taco Bell close for renovations and the next nearest location closed permanently. Finally opened up this week and I wait 10 minutes in drive thru to find out they’re gone 😭 I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed 😔

[Valerie Kingman @ValalaCK]

@TheWoodyShow El Scorcho - Weezer #tbt

[Valerie Kingman @ValalaCK]

@IMKristenBell I usually correct them but my 7 & 5 yr old boys call "nipples" ... "nibbles" and I'm basically just waiting for them to say it in public

[Valerie Kingman @ValalaCK]

@SalVulcano this is the best shirt I've ever seen

[Valerie Kingman @ValalaCK]

@SallieMae if u wanna talk loans, quit spamming me with prerecorded messages. I'm not calling you so I can sit on hold for 20 minutes. Savy?

[Valerie Kingman @ValalaCK]

@netflix can't wait for Dear White People! #discussionnotracism

[Valerie Kingman @ValalaCK]

@YouTube seriously tho... what happened to @sermonindex ?

[Valerie Kingman @ValalaCK]

Me: Okay mom, I know you're busy. I'm gonna hang up and let you get back to work. Love you, bye. *5 minutes later*

[Valerie Kingman @ValalaCK]

*Sees 500th political post of the day*
*Begins penning: Why I don't Care Who You're Voting For.*