Valamar

GM support player and professional copy pasta spammer

[Valamar @Valamar1]

@diamondhandsorg @Kelsier02 Punishment for wanting to play something other then lunara or sylvanas

[Valamar @Valamar1]

Mom, can we draft Arthas?

No sweetie we have Arthas at home.

Arthas at home:

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[Valamar @Valamar1]

@Winterharte @TheBlobFish94 congrats wontorhorte

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@GOONGGWP but I wanna hit building :samurosad:

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@jmcgplays probably the team that has Gotfilth, I suspect he'll 1v5 while his team literally does nothing at all while he exceeds my expectations, again.

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@WildHeartEsport @GOONGGWP @JazzaleneGames Me sonya player, me hammer w key, me win lane.

me also broke w key.

[Valamar @Valamar1]

@funz_hots whoa whoa WHOA buddy you can't say stuff like that the 5 samuro main's are gonna hit you with a 2 hour long powerpoint presentation on why you're wrong and lack the iq/degree's to play illusion master

[Valamar @Valamar1]

Hots 2017:

Dps: * gets stunned, dies*

Dps: where was my cleanse?

Healer: *sweats nervously*

Hots 2020:

Dps: *gets stunned, dies*

Dps: where was my cleanse?

Healer: where was your medallion?

Dps: *sweats nervously*

[Valamar @Valamar1]

Tanks/bruisers: I hate when I engage on someone out of position but they pop medallion and I'm the one who gets punished.

surge of light: first time?

reactive spores: first time?

Dark conversion: first time?

Medivh's entire kit: first time?

[Valamar @Valamar1]

@Winterharte phasmophobia, with me, coward

[Valamar @Valamar1]

Support meta looking real fire right now

Brightwing: 20 sec cd global ancestral

Stukov: 75 phys armor and has a deployable twlight dream

Ana: W and E are basically ults as basic abilites

Malfurion: most flexiable healer

Rehgar: instantly loses you the draft when picked

[Valamar @Valamar1]

Updated Brightwing guide, hyper shift on 1 is now preferred level one, turns out out having a possible 20 sec global is good, and definitely balanced.
https://t.co/exYs2M5x3d

[Valamar @Valamar1]

how the mains are reacting to nerfs:

Cho'gall mains: knows it won't matter and awaits to feast on more reddit tears

Yrel mains: *shrug*

samuro mains: currently writing a powerpoint presentation that would take you 3 hours to read on why the nerfs aren't warranted.

[Valamar @Valamar1]

@ChampofH @KilluZiioNTV there is a small difference, normal cleanse animation is blue, while the medallion effect is green.

[Valamar @Valamar1]

@Tenidakiel @Winterharte Was a little scared when this popped up, i'm sorry about your car but i'm glad your ok teni

[Valamar @Valamar1]

Why is chromie's first ult called "slowing" sands when it should be called "rooting" sands.

then at 18 if she upgrades it we can call it "Death" sands.

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[Valamar @Valamar1]

Hots 2020: all heroes have a trinket that can temporarily give them unstoppable

Hots 2025: all heroes are perm unstoppable

Hots 2032: all heroes have perm 100% spell armor

Hots 2037: minions are removed

Hots 2042: All heroes are invulnerable and wins are decided on skins