not to “my steak too juicy my lobster too buttery” but it’s so annoying being the liked teacher in the school bc these kids do not leave me the fuck alone at lunch time let me eat in PEACE i BEG
Tomb Raider in 2018:
"At the end of Shadow, the player and Lara will understand what it's like to be a Tomb Raider. Afterwards, I do not know what will happen, but forget about shorts, dinosaurs and twin pistols." - Daniel Chayer of Crystal Dynamics
Tomb Raider in 2026: