Valentine_IX

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[Valentine_IX @Valentine_IX]

This guys genuinely just want to be in the cinema like this the whole time

[Steven Isbell @StevenIsbell]

Resident Evil Movie Review

The words Raccoon City and Umbrella Corporation are said a few times during the movie and they are the only things that suggest its stated source material.

Throwing in random visual references to a Typewriter, First Aid Sprays and Padlocks does not make a Resident Evil movie.

What you get instead is a body horror movie featuring mutants out of an entirely different franchise, a nonsensical setting and a host of "characters" that make such bafflingly stupid decisions, that you feel nothing when they inevitably get killed by their own stupidity.

All wrapped up with frequent poor attempts at humour and an ending that's so bizarre and out of place, even in this nonsense movie, that you end up wondering what even was the point of following this character's journey.

If you think that this is a good Resident Evil adaptation or even a good video game adaptation.

Then you need to actually play Resident Evil and realise that this movie isn't even attempting to be Resident Evil or any kind of video game movie.

[Valentine_IX @Valentine_IX]

Twitter is so wack these days. Was laughing at the Patel "see you in Valhalla" video, then it auto scrolls to 3 cops killing a dude, then a tourist on a hike who fell and died, then soldiers in Ukraine blown up by a drone.
Nothing normal happens here man

[pyukumuku🏳️‍⚧️ @pykmku]

how do cucks not get bored in the chair i’d be playing balatro

[Valentine_IX @Valentine_IX]

God damn, everyone in Vice City got a BBL

[Valentine_IX @Valentine_IX]

@KirillSenzu Can't wait to see the Yamato skin in game (without mods)! Congratulations!

[👁️👃👁️ @jestermaxxing]

Clocking into my job at the punching children factory

[Valentine_IX @Valentine_IX]

Just saw Spider-Man: Brand New Day. Every time a brown boy appeared on screen, the girl sitting next to me leaned to her boyfriend and said "that's Miles"

[Brett (Madness Bid... Madness Delivered) @tweets4twits]

Greece is closer to Africa than Dallas is to Austin, but illiterate C students who barely skimmed the Cliff Notes version of The Odyssey in HS, who wouldn't be able to point out Greece on a map, and who fundamentally don't understand the concept of artistic license, are triggered

[Valentine_IX @Valentine_IX]

The Odyssey was fantastic. Was unsure about the casting of Travis Scott, but he played Agamemnon really well.

[Valentine_IX @Valentine_IX]

Just hit naneinf in Balatro. Was an unbelievable game.

[Valentine_IX @Valentine_IX]

He says "yea" with the same cadence of a meow from an upset cat

[Whimsy Knoxville ☠️✨ @alackofwhimsy]

Not only did he squeeze through that gap, but he smacked the fuck out of his dome.

[Aqua 🦆 @AquaFighting]

My brother just sent me this clip of him playing UFC 6 😭

[Valentine_IX @Valentine_IX]

Satisfactory is such an unreal game. Back in for the first time in a couple of years and it's got my brain on fire.

[Valentine_IX @Valentine_IX]

It's actually remarkable how bad the NBA app is. It's probably the app that I've had for the longest while also being the worst functioning app imaginable

[Valentine_IX @Valentine_IX]

What I see in the mirror when I'm sitting on my bed and the moonlight shines through the window

[Valentine_IX @Valentine_IX]

First time I've ever had to go into a virtual queue to get a movie ticket. I was late to work, but I'm just too seated.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Tickets for ‘DUNE: PART THREE’ in IMAX 70MM are on sale now.

[Valentine_IX @Valentine_IX]

This is how standing up for the first time after 7 drinks feels

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Olaf animatronic at Disney Adventure World has had its first public malfunction.

(Source: magictourclub/TikTok)

[Mike Bartner @MikeBartner]

"Teams must get player consent before trading a pregnant player"

A Pregnancy No Trade Clauses is so sick. Good on the players for negotiating that in.

[Valentine_IX @Valentine_IX]

I'm farting so much today and it smells like a wet toilet

[jordan @wickskiller]

when i watch dune 3 in imax opening night and it’s the greatest movie i’ve ever laid my eyes on