Will

[(fan) Shedy @CFCShedy]

I Asked my girlfriend if she knows Dembele

She: Yeah he was untouchable at Spurs

[timi @Timiii360]

i love when i’m over sh!t, you can’t pay me to give a fuck again

[Ollie @ollieshone]

Say what you want about football twitter but it doesn’t half make you chuckle sometimes

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Dan Burn chasing down Lamine Yamal at the World Cup:

[El Jefe @ChaseEnCashe]

Suicide and depression rates for men is down in 2026, so I don’t think niggas are pretending lmao.

[iAm-paquetta @guesswhoiiamm]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[The Square Ball @TheSquareBall]

But for who, Chris Kamara?

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Neutrals watching PSG vs Bayern right now

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

We’re watching Bayern and PSG go band for band, attack after attack. Enjoy this football while you can because tomorrow it will be like we’re watching a different sport.

[Will @Valentinewill]

Had a baby stare at me today that looked exactly like Chris wilder

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

Relationships start being difficult when one person isn't interested anymore but instead of saying it they'd rather mistreat the other party until they get the memo 😅

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

“You could’ve left me alone if you weren’t ready for the things I’m ready for” has been my biggest mood all year

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

i gotta stop accidentally projecting kind intentions and capacity for depth onto other people

[Focus @MrManFocus]

At first, a man treats you how he wants to be treated. Then he treats how you treat him.

[Ek.Damoah @HalfDbeegh]

I'll keep clapping for others until it's my turn.

[sine. @sneminaj]

make sure that move was worth never hearing from me again

[Saad @lolnvmtho]

“i can make time” is a HUGE love language

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

If someone takes everything u say the wrong way, they DONT like u.

[NASKINO @1NASKINO]

I like girls that care more about being a good person than a bad bitch

[y @ysuckme]

you water me. i water you. we grow together.