decimus valerian

father, husband, Ephesian at heart, proud member of the group: Fathers with Annoying Sons.—— Isaiah 45:22

[decimus valerian @ValerianDecimus]

@juliagetsguys10 @MarcusValerian I have failed at being a father. You two are the absolute worst

[decimus valerian @ValerianDecimus]

@uyenatretes Ughh kids these days #smh chivalry is dead

[decimus valerian @ValerianDecimus]

@uyenatretes Still not deserving of my daughter Julia you stupid barbarian... I think I will stick to setting her up with Claudius

[decimus valerian @ValerianDecimus]

@Atretes12 I agree. #ephesus is where its at 🙌💯💯

[decimus valerian @ValerianDecimus]

@decimusvaleria3 @Atretes12 I agree with @decimusvaleria3 you stupid barbarian

[decimus valerian @ValerianDecimus]

When Bithia tries to accuse your favorite slave of stealing 🙄😒 #soannoying #lies

[decimus valerian @ValerianDecimus]

@godshadassah If you didn’t just baptize me on my death bed i would be offended #ouch

[decimus valerian @ValerianDecimus]

@Hadassa66894733 Good luck new slave girl....my daughter can be very very difficult

[decimus valerian @ValerianDecimus]

@Hadassa66894733 Wait...what abortion? Julia had a miscarriage.....

[decimus valerian @ValerianDecimus]

With my last few breaths of life, I give Marcus and Hadassah my blessin-

[decimus valerian @ValerianDecimus]

When Julia won’t even spend time with her own dying father #sodone #sendHadassah

[decimus valerian @ValerianDecimus]

And she just #baptized me on my death bed!! #bestslaveever #christian https://t.co/FIkEhfdqNz

[Phoebe Valerian @ValerianPhoebe]

Hadassah appreciation post! Such a sweet little slave, we are so lucky to have you! #angel

[decimus valerian @ValerianDecimus]

@marcusthecool1 How many times do I have to tell you!? Stop trying to date your sister’s slave 😡😤

[decimus valerian @ValerianDecimus]

I wish Hadassah was my daughter instead of you! (At lease she can sing)

Lol jk love you sweetie! https://t.co/TQFz3xpEDO

[julia @juliavalerian9]

My dad is being ridiculous. my mourning period is wayyy too long.

[decimus valerian @ValerianDecimus]

I swear if I have to tell Marcus to stop going after Hadassah one more time I am going to lose it 😡😤

[decimus valerian @ValerianDecimus]

I have failed at being a father. I only love Ephesus and my wife, I’m sorry #drake #godsplan

[decimus valerian @ValerianDecimus]

Have to attend yet another wedding for my daughter Julia tonight because she selfishly killed.....oops I mean her first husband died #wishmeluck

[decimus valerian @ValerianDecimus]

Me when I marry Julia off to Claudius knowing she will move out of the house and I won’t have to deal with her anymore:

[decimus valerian @ValerianDecimus]

After yet another fight with Marcus about business, I am joining Fathers with Annoying Sons- a support group to help me live with a son I can’t stand

[decimus valerian @ValerianDecimus]

Only joining Twitter for business purposes and to keep up with my crazy daughter Julia
#idislikemychildren #badfather