My soul is way too advanced to be summarized into 160 characters. Shaman and trans but not woke, just a rich psycho with schizophrenia. Don’t follow me.
I’ve seen that people posting other people’s Tinder bios just to flex with how weird they are, or to show off their libtard energy. So I’m just gonna leave my masterpiece of a bio as an introduction to my personality on X, also, it works fine as a CV for all my intents and purposes:
Translation from Swedish to English (picture 1):
”There’s no guy more moderate and balanced than me. All I want to do is just snort a few lines of cocaine out of some chill girl’s pussy. 🤷♀️
10 ways to spot a sociopath:
1.Sociopaths are charming.
2.Sociopaths are spontaneous and intense.
3.Sociopaths don’t feel shame, guilt or remorse.
4.Sociopaths invent outrageous lies.
5.Sociopaths tend to be highly intelligent.
6.Sociopaths speak poetically.
7.Sociopaths are delusional.
Sorry, I accidentally forgot the rest. 😩”
Translation from Swedish to English (picture 2):
”Dating me is kind of like: getting mentally raped by 7 brain-damaged entities from Alpha Centauri.”
Translation from Swedish to English (picture 3):
Hippie Woodstockings
How I’m described among friends on a Discord server.
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KINGDOM OF SVALBARDIA
•Simp Pope
•TikTok
•King of the Degenerates
•Misanthrope
•Prince of Envy
•Living Meme
•Based
•Very Violent P.M.S
•Ministry of Truth
•Simp
•Incel
•Fucking Commie
•Edgelord
•Nazi?
•Degenerate
•Midnight Squad
•100% Estrogen
•Cougar Chaser
•Upcoming Bitch Queen of the Universe
•Alcoholic (A-lagare)
•The Thinking Individual
•Meathead (Köttskalle)
•Water Drinker
•Permanent Joe Biden
•Can’t Meme
•Baby Shark
•Princess of Peas
•GAYMERS
•Karen 100
•Faggot
Different Tinder bios I’ve tried with zero success (but I got 2 dates with my sociopath profile):
1: I’m pretty tall. Like 200 cm, is that enough? Look up the definition of “the most unlikely dream guy I never thought I’d fall for…” There’s a good chance you’ll find a picture of me there! 👌
I can love like a man and a woman — take it or leave it, hun. I’m a two-package deal.
If you’ve read this far, you deserve a medal — but you have to swipe right to claim it. 😂
Swipe 🔁… no, fuck… ↖️↪️↘️⤵️ DAMN LSD! ➡️ There we go! But swipe ⬅️ or vote for the Sweden Democrats if you don’t know the Swedish national anthem!
2. I like deep conversations, cozy moments, reading and learning stuff, my autism and ADD, dark and socially awkward humor, my insane Swedish Quora posts, my sarcasm (which people don’t always get), clean dreads, green and alcoholic drug hazes (but not white or black ones), soul journeys on 50–500 µg LSD (not 1250 µg, hell no, that night turned me into a full-blown drama queen at the psych ward 😬), my philosophy, my trans identity, girls/women, makeup, artistry, gaming and spirituality.
3. Young desperate man seeks hot, intelligent girl with the right curves. Open to an experienced woman too. A mature older lady works as well. And in the worst case… a dude. I’m quite tall. About 200 cm — I hope that’s enough. Also, I’m a bit of a solipsist, which might explain why I’m so weird/unique?
I live in a “dream” where I perform for myself since everyone else is just dream characters or mental projections of my consciousness. Still not sure what the point of all this is.
4. I’m the sword this world needs — to pour out tears and bleed sorrow.
Self-awareness leads to self-hate.
We’re the offspring of countless oppressors through history.
We must raise our swords and turn them against ourselves.
The revolution begins within — in one’s own flaws, and one’s courage to break norms and free oneself from culture.
You say dating app — I say battlefield.
You say mentally ill — I say deprogrammed.
You say I’m not special — I say I hear God. ⚔️
Harley Quinn, where you at? 👀
Nope.
Babies: Wipe their asses, get sleep absolutely destroyed as they scream, have to protect them 24/7.
Small kids: You still got to protect them from society destroying their minds, like reading rage baits tweets from @_maya_1_.
Teenage kids: Now they will likely rebel in some kind of annoying way, society will likely have corrupted my kids in some way. Difficult to protect my sons and daughters to fall in love with the corrupted kids.
And before this messy carousel starts where you can’t just travel around the world and do drugs if you want to, you will have to find a reasonable woman. But most of the women I see are boss bitches and children, mentally. And the exceptions are dry boring career women, or are so highly desirable, so it’s very unlikely they would stay with me, who is much of a man-child myself living in front of the screens most of the time.
The best things with kids will be having them as friends when they are grown up. But the way I see it, I need to sacrifice 20 years of my life. I often wake up at the evening and fall asleep in the morning, and that’s how I want it. The nights are nicer than the days, cozy and inspirational.
I can often help myself out but it depends what the issue is. I have very low tolerance for loud sounds or music playing on the volume on night clubs or concerts. When I’m drunk I care less about some of the issues. But generally I think it’s good to isolate myself as I prefer a calm life.
But I will build my body and plan to travel around the world 1-3 years from now. Loud noises can be blocked by noise cancellation in headphones, the sunlight is way worse. I really dislike looking at sun reflections on water, cars, metallic objects and windows. I solve it by being more active at evening at sunset, the night and taking walks early in the morning.
I’m also highly sensitive to hot summer days so I prefer to be more active when the sun is down anyway, and then less people are on the streets. But in some parts of the world I need to be extra careful of where I go at nights out. Me not being able to relax when I’m traveling because of loud sounds, sunlight, paranoia of falling things from skyscrapers/balconies and people around me (I often watch my back) is what is the worst. Interestingly, I think estrogen has made me permanently more sensitive.
I’m trans so I tried to self-medicate with estrogen and my family noticed that I became more sensitive and weird. I’ve never had any problems with sunlight before estrogen. It could be heavy use of LSD too, I’m not sure, but I definitely think estrogen made me more aware of all disturbances, my field of vision began to flash after spending time outside on sunny days.
@myxlogin@TateTheTalisman It sucks having autism at times. The key is to isolate yourself to an environment where you feel safe and in control, blocking out outside disturbances.
@GoddessSylene@jwilluno307@Cobratate Whatever, I don’t get anything from this interaction. Your communication skills are lacking. Don’t know why men pay you, they shouldn’t.
I don’t even wanna try to sound like some snobby snooty bratty stuck up bitch who doesn’t have the balls to show her face.
It seems like my swastikas work as they should, like insect repellent, making all the ”fine people” who are severely unchill, shying away from my awesomeness.
Having autism when it comes to symbolism isn’t a virtue. But you will only understand that when you have been enlightened on psychedelic substances.
@GoddessSylene@jwilluno307@Cobratate I’m enlightened enough to know that your responses is taken straight from an AI, because you’re either a bot or a wannabe bot. I’m not a Nazi.
@SoulSageSay@pallnandi Yes, I don’t know why this has to be said. Everyone should be aware now, or are all aware but women pretend to not understand? Pretty easy to understand if women put themselves in the same shoes as men, and thought it through.
What special kind of IQ do I have goddess Sylene? I think he is one of the most intelligent men we have in this world, successful in every metric known to man. Except mastery in drugs.
Have you consumed Amanita Muscaria? If not, why not? Why not expand your mind on drugs? Because that’s exactly what Andrew Tate lacks if you look into spiral dynamics. He has mastered the lower conscious states, that’s why you perceive him as a caveman.
You mean bimbos? Have they ever not been seen as high value women? But maybe more now when Margot Robbie likely has made it more popular with the movie Barbie and as the character Harley Quinn as portrayed in Suicide Squad ans Birds of Prey.
Also, bimbocore is a thing on social media and there are many talented bimbos or ”dolls” as singer and rappers.
@Starcaster1 It’s amazing how much people can focus on unnecessary nonsense like what drinks are for girls and boys when they don’t have to work or go to war… Who the fuck cares?