ᴍᴀxɪᴍᴜs ᴍᴄᴋɪɴɴᴏɴ

⎾ ᴅᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ, ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʜᴜʀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ. ⏌; MINISTRY OF MAGIC OFFICIAL — #beforeastormrpg

[ᴍᴀxɪᴍᴜs ᴍᴄᴋɪɴɴᴏɴ @ValiantScot]

❛ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ ɪsɴ’ᴛ ᴀɴ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ; ɪᴛ’s ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ.❜

☓ head of department of international magical co-operation.
☓ father to many.
☓ proud scotsman.
☓ of #beforeastormrpg
☓ penned by #Sᴀᴠᴠʏ

[ᴍᴀxɪᴍᴜs ᴍᴄᴋɪɴɴᴏɴ @ValiantScot]

@UncertainSun “What who told me?” Max questioned, throwing his arms out in exasperation, “I’m just trying to figure this out!”

[ᴍᴀxɪᴍᴜs ᴍᴄᴋɪɴɴᴏɴ @ValiantScot]

Knocks on @UncertainSun’s bedroom door.

[ᴍᴀxɪᴍᴜs ᴍᴄᴋɪɴɴᴏɴ @ValiantScot]

@FlirtingVirago || they’re doing a poll to see what people want

[ᴍᴀxɪᴍᴜs ᴍᴄᴋɪɴɴᴏɴ @ValiantScot]

|| Thomas don’t be mean to your dad

[ᴍᴀxɪᴍᴜs ᴍᴄᴋɪɴɴᴏɴ @ValiantScot]

|| he’s a very rich man with a very big house and a very big heart :’) https://t.co/QJJCUER8hN

[Proteus Avery @bestwhencheatin]

// wow everyone's dad? That's a big commitment

[ᴍᴀxɪᴍᴜs ᴍᴄᴋɪɴɴᴏɴ @ValiantScot]

|| YES

If you come for advice he’ll give you tea and.,.. idk he’s Scottish and they sound nice https://t.co/fZXzlsYjJw

[ᴍᴀxɪᴍᴜs ᴍᴄᴋɪɴɴᴏɴ @ValiantScot]

|| also he needs a substitute child for Thomas being a terrible son rn

[ᴍᴀxɪᴍᴜs ᴍᴄᴋɪɴɴᴏɴ @ValiantScot]

|| Max and Beth love all the Gryffindor gang like their own children because they love children so if you want some fatherly advice head this way

[ᴍᴀxɪᴍᴜs ᴍᴄᴋɪɴɴᴏɴ @ValiantScot]

|| HE LOVES YOU TOO

And everyone really he will be EVERYONE’S DAD https://t.co/OZx6sCF7bF

[ᴍᴀxɪᴍᴜs ᴍᴄᴋɪɴɴᴏɴ @ValiantScot]

|| puke https://t.co/qDqBleAhzn

[ᴍᴀxɪᴍᴜs ᴍᴄᴋɪɴɴᴏɴ @ValiantScot]

|| Max McKinnon is a legend and no one will ever convince me otherwise https://t.co/vgDDMkv5RY