Travis

Arm the homeless.

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@HarryLockPicks I feel like I’m entitled to financial compensation

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@elonmusk any reason the harness from the seat can’t have a quick disconnect plug instead of leading into the main harness? Same w door trim panels.

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Yell “Two patties” as soon as you enter 5 Guys to establish dominance

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

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Hey @Rudolph2Mason I need 15 points from @TeamJuJu in fantasy this week. You got me?

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[Kassandraaaa 😋 @KassyyyM]

If you get your pets high you're an asshole and I'm just stating FACTS

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Lion King 2019

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[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

“Dad why is my sister’s name Rose?”

“Because your mother loves roses”

“Thanks Dad”

“No problem Ryan”

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT

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@grantpaulsen @funnydanny It’s like hating the guy driving next to you so much you crash your car Into his.