Manic Pixie Trash Panda

I am prone to whimsy, shitposting, and other filthy habits.

[Anne Ryder @AnneRyder_]

Whats next for #btc and #Altcoins... ? #ETFs Denied, what now? #bitcoin & #Crypto Bulls Vs Bear... Dont get left behind, and dont get eaten alive before the halving.

Today we dive in at 1030a ET
https://t.co/Ml9nhrtokt

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

The expression “call a spade a spade” comes from the work of Plutarch, who originally wrote “call a fig a fig & a trough a trough.” Figs & troughs were crude slang for the Vulva, so what Plutarch meant was “call a c*nt a c*nt”. When Erasmus (1466-1536) translated Plutarch’s work & changed it to a garden spade to avoid embarrassment.

[Manic Pixie Trash Panda @ValkyrieBunny]

ICYMI, Tubercille is an obstructionist piece of filth who should be pummeled with his own shoes.

[ABC News @ABC]

Marine Corps without confirmed commandant for first time since 1910 due to GOP senator's blockade. https://t.co/A9UTfj4mKC

[Manic Pixie Trash Panda @ValkyrieBunny]

@CupcakeGoth I am DELIGHTED!!

[Manic Pixie Trash Panda @ValkyrieBunny]

@MockWooloo @RealLyndaCarter I am! Look for dontpokethevalkyrie.

[Manic Pixie Trash Panda @ValkyrieBunny]

Check out @RealLyndaCarter on tumblr sometime. She's such a GEM. 💎💎💎

[that one giant @tdg1978]

Lol bruh. Wonder woman named dropped @flyanaboss .. what is this reality

[Manic Pixie Trash Panda @ValkyrieBunny]

💙 🇺🇦 💛

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

My sincere congratulations to 🇺🇸 people on Independence Day! Thank you to President Joe Biden @POTUS, both houses of Congress, and all Americans for the unflagging support for 🇺🇦, the unwavering commitment to protecting our common ideals of freedom and democracy.

I wish peace and prosperity to your beautiful country. May the colors of the 🇺🇸 flag forever remain a symbol of freedom, courage and patriotism, inspiring all people of the free world.

Happy 4th of July! 🇺🇦🇺🇸

[Manic Pixie Trash Panda @ValkyrieBunny]

@pearlythingz

[that one giant @tdg1978]

Speak for yourself partner... That's an opinion, yours. Enjoy it

[Manic Pixie Trash Panda @ValkyrieBunny]

@NodleNetwork why have rewards not accumulated in nearly 48 hours, y'all?

[Manic Pixie Trash Panda @ValkyrieBunny]

My oldest nibling turned 30 on me this year. The audacity of these kids!

[Gothic Charm School 🎃 @CupcakeGoth]

This munchkin is now 18 and headed to her high school graduation. I cannot even.

[Manic Pixie Trash Panda @ValkyrieBunny]

Perfection exists.

[Wooloo | @mockwooloo.bsky.social @MockWooloo]

Passing by a school today, I saw a child whose gender I couldn't at once identify. Naturally suspicious, I asked them what they identified as and they replied "Your mum".

What kind of world is this where teens are permitted to "identify" as 70 year old women? It's woke gone mad.

[Gothic Charm School 🎃 @CupcakeGoth]

This accursed bird app just inflicted an ad for this shirt on my feed, and I have so many amused/baffled/horrified questions. Like, does Jesus know he’s in a relationship with you, my dude? Or is this some sort of parasocial fanboy “relationship” this dude is imagining?

[Manic Pixie Trash Panda @ValkyrieBunny]

Your dad is an all-around awesome dude.

[Manic Pixie Trash Panda @ValkyrieBunny]

Well done! Also, I love the name Tony for a goblin. It has big @Tony_Robinson as Baldrick energy.

[Wooloo | @mockwooloo.bsky.social @MockWooloo]

So yep, I made it out, I spoke to new people, and I dungeoned and dragoned fairly well, I think. I was a goblin wizard called Tony. Everyone else is the party was a newcomer too so that worked out rather well.

[Manic Pixie Trash Panda @ValkyrieBunny]

That alleged tool is a crime against humanity. 🤬

[Gothic Charm School 🎃 @CupcakeGoth]

:: stares at support ticket emails from Salesf*rce ::

THIS IS THE WORST TOOL I HAVE EVER WORKED WITH, I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT.

Gosh, I hope the void has been practicing active listening.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

My girlfriend bought a bag from another woman on FB marketplace…she had me go pick it up and I wound up grabbing it from…the other woman’s boyfriend, whom she had dispatched to hand it over

[Manic Pixie Trash Panda @ValkyrieBunny]

@elonmusk