Valkyrie Starbuck

Buy the ticket, take the ride. -HST

[Valkyrie Starbuck @ValkyrieStarbk]

Home from the #PhoenixRally. Very proud to go. Crowd was positive and inclusive and loving. #HateWillNotWin #ThisIsWhatDemocracyLooksLike

[Valkyrie Starbuck @ValkyrieStarbk]

At the #RallyAgainstHate #CosplayersRallyAgainstHate Lot of love in this room.

[Valkyrie Starbuck @ValkyrieStarbk]

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[Valkyrie Starbuck @ValkyrieStarbk]

Today we channel Cap and say, "No. You move." #CaptainAmerica #AgentsofSHIELD #CosplayersRallyAgainstHate #LoveWins

[Valkyrie Starbuck @ValkyrieStarbk]

Hate-ists of any sort lose in the end because they are wrong. We will stand up and #RallyAgainstHate. The heroes in each of us will win out.

[Valkyrie Starbuck @ValkyrieStarbk]

We channel characters that inspire us with their courage and skill and nobility. Captain America. Superman. Agent Coulson. Agent Carter...

[Valkyrie Starbuck @ValkyrieStarbk]

Hey @clarkgregg-tell Coulson to stop futzing around in space. HYDRA is moving on Phoenix today. Need backup. #RallyAgainstHate #needheroes

[Valkyrie Starbuck @ValkyrieStarbk]

Having to import all my best "follows" from my other Twitter account. Activism attracts haters. #CosplayersRallyAgainstHate #geekery

[Valkyrie Starbuck @ValkyrieStarbk]

#CosplayersRallyAgainstHate is happening tomorrow. My primary issue is having to categorize myself as a "Cosplayer" for the day. Ah well.

[The Geekiary 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @TheGeekiary]

“Let’s Fill the Crowd With Heroes”: Cosplayers Rally Against Hate Join Trump Protest https://t.co/7aAZhaENJ7

[Valkyrie Starbuck @ValkyrieStarbk]

Dear Parents, I know it's hot. Your favorite MegaRetailer™, however, is not a city park. Please don't let your children run wild inside.

[Valkyrie Starbuck @ValkyrieStarbk]

Customer calls: "How much is X item?" I give price. "Noooooo...no no no. *No*, it's not." Okay. #RetailProblems #ThisIsntADebate

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

Easy answer.
Zac loved when I would say, "Where the f*ck you think you're going High School Musical?" He loved it. #AskBaywatch 🔥@MTV https://t.co/B0nWg9ecxU

[Valkyrie Starbuck @ValkyrieStarbk]

Also, is dudes dressing the same even a thing? This isn't the Rockettes, or a sports team or EMS. Why?!? #RetailProblems

[Valkyrie Starbuck @ValkyrieStarbk]

What I really didn't get was them messing with cheap American beer logo boxers when there were Corona trunks right there. #RetailProblems

[Valkyrie Starbuck @ValkyrieStarbk]

"If things get weird and people calling themselves 'Federales' appear, you took it too far. Good luck, don't get arrested." #RetailProblems

[Valkyrie Starbuck @ValkyrieStarbk]

Finally they get dressed and come out. "WE'RE TOTALLY GETTING THESE!" Okay. I had one more piece of advice. #RetailProblems

[Valkyrie Starbuck @ValkyrieStarbk]

I answer the phone, have to apologize to the customer, as the background sounds like the 82nd Airborne invaded. #RetailProblems

[Valkyrie Starbuck @ValkyrieStarbk]

They're still jabbering, punctuated with wild giggling. They come out of the stalls to model for each other repeatedly. #RetailProblems

[Valkyrie Starbuck @ValkyrieStarbk]

As they make their panicky run for cover, I yell toward the stalls, "Guys. Unisex fitting room. Hold it together." #RetailProblems