Denise 🇨🇦❤️🪽

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Descendant of Thor & exiles. Half wanderer, all Canuck. 🇨🇦
#Canadianbakin

[Denise 🇨🇦❤️🪽 @Valkyrie_D]

How to trigger MAGA/Maple MAGA:

1. Be a liberal.
2. Oppose Trump.
3. Oppose pedophilia.
4. Stand up for trans rights.
5. Oppose racism.
6. Believe in science.
7. Use facts.
8. Know how to spell.
9. Be a woman with opinions.
10. Use your 🧠.

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[Denise 🇨🇦❤️🪽 @Valkyrie_D]

@mistercee178548 Why tf do you care if I like small dicks? Afraid you’re underqualified? 🤏🏼 Creep. 👀

[Denise 🇨🇦❤️🪽 @Valkyrie_D]

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[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Draven1683 I fucking love Canada.

[Denise 🇨🇦❤️🪽 @Valkyrie_D]

@AmberWoods100 @ElizabethG10410 💪 👊💜

[Denise 🇨🇦❤️🪽 @Valkyrie_D]

@mistercee178548 And? Your point? I fly my freak flag high, motherfucker. 🤷‍♀️

[Denise 🇨🇦❤️🪽 @Valkyrie_D]

@sha42759 @mark_slapinski @HunterBiden Perfect. 👌 Finally, a man who takes me somewhere nice. 😍

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Denise 🇨🇦❤️🪽 @Valkyrie_D]

@sha42759 @mark_slapinski @HunterBiden If you’re going to make me all plastic, at least make my tits bigger. 🤷‍♀️

[Denise 🇨🇦❤️🪽 @Valkyrie_D]

@mark_slapinski Nailed it. 🎯

[Denise 🇨🇦❤️🪽 @Valkyrie_D]

@mark_slapinski 💯

[Denise 🇨🇦❤️🪽 @Valkyrie_D]

@HunterBiden @bruce_lugo We love your dad, too! Welcome to #smokefleet 💕

[Denise 🇨🇦❤️🪽 @Valkyrie_D]

@HunterBiden @Draven1683 Canada loves you right back! 🇨🇦❤️

[Denise 🇨🇦❤️🪽 @Valkyrie_D]

@HunterBiden @theliamnissan @SoundDobad 😂 ☠️

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Denise 🇨🇦❤️🪽 @Valkyrie_D]

@mark_slapinski @HunterBiden 🩷🩷 Right back at ya 💕

[Denise 🇨🇦❤️🪽 @Valkyrie_D]

@theliamnissan 🤣 ☠️

[Denise 🇨🇦❤️🪽 @Valkyrie_D]

@HunterBiden You are such an inspiration. Thank you for being brave enough to share your story, not just the polished for television version. You’re a hero. 💪💜

[Denise 🇨🇦❤️🪽 @Valkyrie_D]

@UltraKingDragon I’m so sorry for your loss 😞💜

[Denise 🇨🇦❤️🪽 @Valkyrie_D]

@8ntmuch

[Denise 🇨🇦❤️🪽 @Valkyrie_D]

@Smil3yAngel Happy Birthday, beautiful! 🥳🎂🎉💕