digitalgoodtime

bread is not for ducks.

[digitalgoodtime @ValleyJonathan]

I’m like a mix between Neil Brennan and his brother Kevin.

I’m a sad pussy and everyone thinks I’m an asshole too

[Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis]

Mull dog 4 Eva

[digitalgoodtime @ValleyJonathan]

Ohio state isn’t a shitty football team, they’re “The Shitty Football Team.”

[H🫤RCHY @RHorchy]

God: Adam, what’re you doing?

Adam: I removed this rib so I can do “this” now

*God’s eyes widen in horror*

God: No! Stop that right now! Give me that rib. I’m going to make you a friend

[digitalgoodtime @ValleyJonathan]

@DaveSFoley please clip the beginning of episode 3. The first 3:00 of doomsday DJ had me and my GF belly laughing. We watched it over and over. Get it up on YouTube so I can share it.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

The UK banned Fox News because they saw it as propaganda for right-wing extremism. It’s about time we give Fox News the same treatment.

[digitalgoodtime @ValleyJonathan]

@GibbonsTime I think it would ha e hit even harder if Better Than Ezra was number two, and the reveal was number one is Better Than Better Than Ezra. Anyways the funniest person on earth died. RIP to the G.O.A.T.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today.

[digitalgoodtime @ValleyJonathan]

Washington Post Paywalls are like “I’m sorry, I know you’d like to be informed about how you’re being economically exploited but you have to pay to find out.”

[digitalgoodtime @ValleyJonathan]

The other day I saw a squirrel dig up something and trade it to another squirrel for cash.
I said “that’s capitalism in a nutshell.”

[digitalgoodtime @ValleyJonathan]

@stefanuffagus I love you dog

[digitalgoodtime @ValleyJonathan]

Me trying to prank Texas last week

Texas: Hello?

Me: Is your refrigerator running?

Texas: No

[digitalgoodtime @ValleyJonathan]

I wonder if anyone’s ever walked around Stockholm until they were convinced they were from there.

[digitalgoodtime @ValleyJonathan]

@TimJDillon Tik Tok’ers killed my dog. And I don’t think it’s fair.

[digitalgoodtime @ValleyJonathan]

I really hope Kansas City wins the Super Bowl. Brady already has more rings than my shower curtain.

[digitalgoodtime @ValleyJonathan]

@TimJDillon I feel like you’d love to have written this song. https://t.co/nVUNBpxbam

[digitalgoodtime @ValleyJonathan]

Don’t try to introduce your significant other to ‘Simulation Theory’ after playing hours of your fav video game. They will argue

[digitalgoodtime @ValleyJonathan]

@AP @Shhhh42697123 up and at em

[Al Franken @alfranken]

This isn’t on just the 13 Senators who are now challenging the certification. This is on all Republicans who waited more than a month to acknowledge that Biden won. Including @senatemajldr McConnell.

[digitalgoodtime @ValleyJonathan]

Been watching a lot of Space Ghost. So thanks to the folks who made that. It’s brilliant and a fun time capsule of comedy/culture.