Val Crowley

I am Aquarius. Pagan.
i'm a musician/magician. i'm a borderline, introvert, empath, star-seed, black sheep etc.

[Val Crowley @ValoksMama]

Bro, why you mad?

[Val Crowley @ValoksMama]

I am surrounded by idiots. On medical forms I now have to fill out what my two year old identifies as and we have a fucking president who's a fucking clown making us look like a joke wtf

[Val Crowley @ValoksMama]

One of my biggest fears is my life will end like one of those psychological thrillers where in the end they realize nobody else was there to begin with and it's all just them with a million different personalities

[Val Crowley @ValoksMama]

SORRY ABOUT THE YELLING!
I YELL WHEN IM NERVOUS!

[Val Crowley @ValoksMama]

The closer we get to Halloween just remember , no stoner likes your kid enough to give them their edibles.. get real dude

[Val Crowley @ValoksMama]

Your shorts should be longer than your vagina , I'm just sayin' 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Val Crowley @ValoksMama]

Book One will be called "The Problem Child" 🤫

[Val Crowley @ValoksMama]

I've had SO MUCH fucked up shit happen to me my entire life, I've been told I should write a book 🤔
And that's actually not a bad idea.. it would have to be a series tho
Who would read it??

[Val Crowley @ValoksMama]

The reason my heart is still beating 💓 https://t.co/8SBDzwNZbf

[Val Crowley @ValoksMama]

I set up an area for Valok... it's not much right now but it helps.. I'm gonna start buying him stuffed animals and things I think he'd like. @ Kennesaw, Georgia https://t.co/fa9u3nQDnv

[Val Crowley @ValoksMama]

He lives his Mama 🥰
He loves chillin' in my hair for some odd reason 😆

[Val Crowley @ValoksMama]

Bobbie my dragon babeh! He is such a handsome little lizard, I love him to death!! #beardie #beardeddragon #reptiles #pets

[Val Crowley @ValoksMama]

I am outraged by this!!! Why does this child's toy have a penis?? A girl doll at that! My two year old was wondering why this FEMALE doll has the same thing her baby brother has. I want my money back. I feel disrespected as a parent
#Lolsurprise #Parents #toys #wrong #dolls

[Val Crowley @ValoksMama]

Satisfying Video l How To Make Rainbow Noddles into Playdoh Balls & Mesh... https://t.co/Dupej9X6Ng via @YouTube

[Val Crowley @ValoksMama]

Short girls deserve tall guys, tall girls deserve tall guys, short guys can have each other #LMAO

[Val Crowley @ValoksMama]

@zachbealetv this one freaked me out 😂💀

[Val Crowley @ValoksMama]

@zachbealetv Do a reaction video on this please, it’s my favorite! 🤝https://t.co/mVLjc8QuWr

[Val Crowley @ValoksMama]

@zachbealetv the entire point to reaction videos is to “react”. Don’t listen to those clowns 🙄🙄🙄

[Val Crowley @ValoksMama]

@UberEats I just spent $40 for food that was cold and soggy. It was DISGUSTING! It took forever to even get here! I WANT MY MONEY BACK BUT NO ONE WILL HELP ME!! NEVER USING THIS SERVICE AGAIN! NO ONE ANSWERS THE PHONE OR ANYTHING!! DONT USE UBEREATS PEOPLE!

[Val Crowley @ValoksMama]

If you have kids, you MUST watch Larva Island Movie on Netflix! It's hilarious!