Vîc Tør⚡🦅

Professional over-thinker | I have loud opinions on quiet timelines | If it’s trending, I’m already mad about it.

[Vîc Tør⚡🦅 @Valor14LX]

Men use love to get sex; women use sex to get love. We’ve spent decades pretending this isn't the baseline, and that’s why everyone is miserable.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

what opinion about sex will have you like this

[LILSON @Lilson_1]

We’re adults. Mutual effort or nothing. If you want to be chased, get a dog.

[Chinyelugo🪶 @Doncristobal23]

Ifeoma if you die before your husband na crime?

[Pastor Swago🏴‍☠️ @swago_baby]

God been dey punish this boy with poverty una rush go do crowdfund for ham say una wan comot ham for the poverty, una don see why God been dey punish am now abi?

[Vîc Tør⚡🦅 @Valor14LX]

That pu$$¥ is golden.

[Alex Goldberg @GoldbergCFC]

Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Alaye, they gave your colleagues Prado of N160M each, you are here shouting and doing their dirty job for free. You no even rate yourself.

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Wow. 🏆

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

This is how you end your career with dignity

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Happy birthday to Drake, he turns 40 today 🎈

What's his BEST album?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Happy 40th Birthday to the incredible Emilia Clarke.

[AM☬ @AbsoluteMxssi]

They treating Messi like the president 😂❤️

[La-Ndlovu @destiny_ndlovu]

There should be an app where you upload your bills and bored billionaires swipe right to pay them.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Basically, you get the best of women by being a fuck boy. Be a lover boy and she punishes you for it.

Interesting psychology.

[Winna F.C. @WinnaFC]

🚨| BREAKING: Harry Kane has reportedly been informed that he has won the Ballon d’Or, with his official photoshoot scheduled to take place this week.😳

[Kalshi FC @KalshiFC]

🚨🚨| JUST IN: LaLiga’s broadcast chief admitted that showing Arda Güler’s controversial elbow on Peque was considered but REJECTED, with the production team focusing on the goal instead.

Sergio Carranza, who made the decision, previously worked at Real Madrid TV for 5½ years.

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

They didn’t even tell Bangladesh they were gonna execute, Bangladeshi officials probably learnt about the court verdict at the same time I did.

One of the worst things that can happen to you is to come from a country with zero levels.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

The family you don't spend money to look after, you'll still spend money to bury.

Some of you want to gather and gather, invest and invest, become multi-millionaires and billionaires before you start helping. The truth is, if you don't help when you have enough, you wont help when you're rich.

The problem is , you think you have time. One thing I know is that no amount of money will fill the gap of loss. I've seen it a number of times.

[Winna F.C. @WinnaFC]

🚨| Arda Güler escapes a red card after elbowing a Sevilla player. 😳

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Take penalties out of the equation and Messi leads the way against Ronaldo 👑

821 non-penalty goals is simply extraordinary 🐐