@TallRiceBasmati "More like employer and employee relationship."
She shrugged and glanced at the wedding band.
"Married....? Oh, I see. So you must have come from another universe."
"It's terribly quiet without you and your grouchy chattering. Can you imagine how boring it was around here?
Silly Fyoots could never catch up to you in the broody department....
I thought you always had your motor oil changed. Surely blood pressure won't be any problem." --
He squints. She's right, for now.
"What would you want to hear from me for? You have your own me to pester if you wanted to hear my voice." His arms crossed so tight you'd think you'd hear something pop in them.
"...You're consistently pretty terrible for my blood pressure."
"I have nothing in my hands. Look,"
She raised her hands. There was nothing.
"I just wanted to hear from you
...~
Hoho. How did it get worse with me around, hm?"