Valerie Holmes

[Danny Zuker @DannyZuker]

Suspended from all social media, @realDonaldTrump is currently ranting about Mitt Romney on an Amazon customer review page for dress socks.

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

Pence lies very calmly and reassuringly!

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

It's like if you didn't believe in aliens and then an alien eats your face off and then after the alien eats your face off you're like, "I've learned a lot about aliens."

[Zedd @Zedd]

@realDonaldTrump 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

Thoughts & Prayers

[Steve Aoki @steveaoki]

New project dropping in March w/ @FlyANA_official and I want YOU to be involved! Comment with questions for me to answer about life on the road, new projects, ANYTHING you want to ask! I'll answer some as part of my new recording project.

[Valerie Holmes @Valoryii]

Let the good times bowl #tmaparty #chicago

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Supporter Has Few Backup Scapegoats Ready To Go In Case Crackdown On Immigrants Doesn’t Fix Everything https://t.co/lDYPSkzWC3

[Valerie Holmes @Valoryii]

@AmericanAir if you cancel a flight while on the runway maybe have more than one person working at the counter to rebook 3 HUNDRED PEOPLE

[ACLU @ACLU]

An open letter from the ACLU to President-elect Trump: We stand ready to fight against any encroachment on our cherished freedom and rights.

[Valerie Holmes @Valoryii]

Really stupid but also false. https://t.co/QMeMmQoWKy

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

If only people with at least 4 grandparents born in America were voting, Trump would win in a 50-state landslide.

[Valerie Holmes @Valoryii]

@LisaKulpa this helped https://t.co/DlGN1KyRXS

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

If the Cubs win this series and is followed by our first female president, I may start to believe in God.

[Valerie Holmes @Valoryii]

@msemling 😐 https://t.co/KAUiV1IeIX

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Trump talking about creating millions of new jobs - Billy Bush at home saying, "Well you lost me mine!"

[davíd @DDowg_]

Basketball school #MSU

[Valerie Holmes @Valoryii]

@LisaKulpa and one more. we should of been up making memes https://t.co/Y3Rjnv1Gel

[its things in life @itsthingsinlife]

Calvin Harris right now probably #KimExposedTaylorParty

[Valerie Holmes @Valoryii]

@LisaKulpa https://t.co/Frn4GkFd0o

[Valerie Holmes @Valoryii]

Paul Ryan could liTerally not look more like a koopa troopa

[Valerie Holmes @Valoryii]

@TBarnsy hot chicken salad for everybody! Everyday! Forever!

[Valerie Holmes @Valoryii]

"It left me with a hollowed-out despondence generally treatable only with alcohol and ranting." Dec 26 @aye_kaye_gee https://t.co/m694wcDGtH