Valerie Nolasco

This is only for Relevant Podcast (hence the name) so I can tweet them and make them laugh one day. So, please don't talk to me. Thanks.

[Valerie Nolasco @ValsRelevant]

YOU ARE NOT BLONDE ENOUGH!!
*deletes Bachelor application*

[derek peth @PethDerek]

I forced a bot to watch 1,000 hours of #TheBachelor and then asked it to write an episode of its own. Here is the first page.

[Valerie Nolasco @ValsRelevant]

*plays childhood Spanish Christmas music*

CON MI BURRITO SABANERO

#SpanishChristmas

[Valerie Nolasco @ValsRelevant]

Why are there so many live feeds of #giraffes giving birth? Was there a pregnancy pact?! Why are there eggs?! Where are the eggs?!
@RELEVANT

[Sarah Harvey @sannharvey]

me: Lord, if it's not your will, tell me no.
Lord: no
me:

[Valerie Nolasco @ValsRelevant]

Stop wanting to move to Canada! There are worse leaders who kill for what you're expressing.
You just have free speech. #USElection2016

[Valerie Nolasco @ValsRelevant]

Rosa proves she can continue to build this country
#MakeAmericaGreatAgain #LatinGirlMagic #RosieTheRiveter #RosaTheRiveter #HappyHalloween

[Valerie Nolasco @ValsRelevant]

@zeta_eats I came back for more and there was no shame! So much cheese! And for a good cause! #grilledcheese 👸

[Fab ❂ @PuraVidaFabs]

Still really in love with how @ValsRelevant hair came out!

[Valerie Nolasco @ValsRelevant]

My shoe's untied, but I'm ready for today. FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL! 🤓

[RELEVANT @RELEVANT]

Look for Olympian Yusra Mardini representing team refugee: https://t.co/eek4G1Jb5n

[Valerie Nolasco @ValsRelevant]

😂😂 https://t.co/iTxs8mmTHi

[RELEVANT @RELEVANT]

Be on the lookout for Team Refugee in Rio: https://t.co/cAnqgbwHHw

[Valerie Nolasco @ValsRelevant]

My boys! And the best neighbors! #OrangeTeam #HomeFree @HomeFreeFOX @psmenterprises

[Valerie Nolasco @ValsRelevant]

@CannonLibby I seriously don't understand how being selfless could be so terrible. "Honor your mother and father"

[Valerie Nolasco @ValsRelevant]

@CannonLibby that made no sense. But as he would say "God loves ya, Jesus loves ya, and there ain't nothing you can do about it!"

[Valerie Nolasco @ValsRelevant]

Congrats @HomeFreeMags and your brother for winning the grand prize! Such a fun night! #HomeFree

[Valerie Nolasco @ValsRelevant]

Please don't play with me like that... Almost broke my phone https://t.co/VhvnNxKT01

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ.ᴇᴛʜ @RobbyHHayes]

This one is for you. Thank you for the support this season! #YoureTheRealMVP

[Meghalodon🦈 @MeghanWMcCarthy]

Just watched #TheBacheloretteFinale. If I'm ever about to make a decision as wrong as JoJo did, somebody stop me.

[Jayk Purdy @jaykpurdy]

Jojo: I really want it to be you, but my heart is with someone else.
Translation: You make more sense, but I like drama so.
#TheBachelorette

[Valerie Nolasco @ValsRelevant]

"I'm a Mike girl now!" 😂 Love this guy!!
@Make_It_Right #HomeFree