Valteine

Jus call me Val. I aspire to be a kind and helpful person. Have a lovely day 💚

[Valteine @Valteine]

@basedbinkie Whaddaya mean my depression isn strong enough to conjure an eldritch wife?

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@IronlilyS Lucerne has a hammer doesn she?

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@basedbinkie Pippi requires the bravest an mightiest o warriors to protect er from the consequences o er actions.

Also I can't tell if the poopdeck joke is that she hasn cleaned the shitbucket she presumeably (hopefully) has or she hasn washed er own ass.

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@basedbinkie Oh she said hoard not horde. She's talkin to future treasure.

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@basedbinkie More upgrades for the puppetwife. Venture forth an seek new treasure.

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@basedbinkie @tempura_person Jus form an unholy ouroboros an mpreg eachother already.

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@JPT_Arts Why not let it change wit the seasons?

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@nachtflugel_art Edward is truly my spirit knight.

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@basedbinkie Jus the house gets a wife? What if I offered my house, my riches, an my soul?

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@basedbinkie D. All of the above.

The village the king saved contains my childhood friend an in the nearby woods the witch dwells. The childhood friend knows I go to see the witch to learn magic but the king doesn. It feels bad to hide things from the king but I owe the witch dearly.

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@CenturiiC What can I say I voluminous hair.

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@basedbinkie For some reason her hair makes me want to give her a headpat. I spose even gods can be given pats.

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@CenturiiC Do the counterweights aid in her swordplay?

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@Crusadin_buddy @PrisonChan Wait. What was the rat's crime? Were they as horrible as the duck?

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@PrisonChan If they don' know their crimes how can they be reformed? This system is counterproductive. If you're memory wipin the crims then ya don need to pay to house em in a prison.

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@deBaton867 @basedbinkie The Heavenspawn's existence say yes. Tho if she's a slug I do believe all slugs are both.

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@basedbinkie She has somehow a whiff o brat on er but it's combined wit a tired ancient bein vibe. Are they a hag brat? A hat? A brag?

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@basedbinkie @Audrey905VT Gotta collect em all. Jus take the various bloodlines an combine em over successive generations to create someone who is gonna be in a lotta pain prolly if they survive bein born.

Iunno why I jus really wanna play Polymerization an see what happens.

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@basedbinkie Ah yes divine inbreeding as the Greeks intended.

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@basedbinkie @2033Ironforce Souns like we need an incredibly talented comedian. Wherever cou they be foun?