Valtuem

I take a critical eye to storytelling of all sorts. Movies, TV, anime, manga, cartoons ... you name it! See my reviews/analyses on YouTube.

[Valtuem @Valtuem1]

New video discussing #Hulk in #SpidermanBND
Check it out!
https://t.co/Q8K1tNNT9F

[Valtuem @Valtuem1]

@pab1ops Reasonable reaction

[Valtuem @Valtuem1]

Just posted a short video on the built-up to #AvengersDoomsday. Check it out!
https://t.co/9mR7rGe0Ms

[Valtuem @Valtuem1]

I've got a big compilation of my She-Hulk reviews premiering in about 20 minutes. Check it out!
https://t.co/vGUtryvKuJ

[Valtuem @Valtuem1]

Check out my short video on Superman (2025)!
https://t.co/wbnvTVMHY2

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

Bruce had some really great lines before they lobotomized him.

[MauLer @MauLer93]

People enjoy a collective, cultural, emotional celebration, but upon returning without the wave of excitement and encouragement, you see it for what it always was...

Shallow, ugly, empty, manipulative, noisy slop.

The cycle isn't just common enough that there's an obvious and concerning pattern, it practically defines this era and its relationship with media.

[Valtuem @Valtuem1]

Got a new video about the original Tron premiering in 15 minutes!
https://t.co/1STfRTUHa5

[MauLer @MauLer93]

Each of the Slopbusters run the same life cycle on social media.

- Day 1: Near unmitigated hype and celebration
- Day 30: "It was terrible, actually"
- Day 150: "People were too harsh, actually"
- Day 365: It's forgotten except for contextless scenes chewed up and reposted by dead internet A.I. with shitty aspect ratios, complete with titles like...

"This TV Show was GOOD. NEED. 🙀☠️🤖"

[Elvis Dutan @the_snickman]

Will the new Fantastic Four have a scene as good as this? I just don’t know.

Whole MCU movies aren’t as good as this scene.

[Valtuem @Valtuem1]

@SpringBon5 They're both nothing.

[Valtuem @Valtuem1]

@Luigi_Man_YT Toy Story 3 Woody fighting Toy Story 4 Woody

[JUNKMAN (COMMS OPEN) @THEJUNKLING]

i like how fantasy card games are like this

[Valtuem @Valtuem1]

@SirSnipeyy Zod, the Engineer, and Ultraman.

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

"I am... the law!"

"The what?"

"Th— the law."

"Oh, I thought you said blob."

"Why would I call myself the blob?"

[Bit goes on like that for a tediously long time.]

[Valtuem @Valtuem1]

Oh no.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A new ‘DREDD’ movie is in the works with Taika Waititi set to direct.

(Source: https://t.co/VTGTw6Zh4T)

[Valtuem @Valtuem1]

@SonicConfesses Already taken.

[Valtuem @Valtuem1]

"Wait, WHAT?! Where the hell did this come from?! Oh he's gone. I guess the movie's done with that now."

[MyTimeToShineHello @MyTimeToShineH]

Give me your honest thoughts on Ultraman

[Valtuem @Valtuem1]

Gonna go live to talk about #Superman
https://t.co/Jm0yDpB3wT