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avin a laugh, really

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@Tastykake You're breaking my balls, Tasty Kake...

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@baileyjay161521 dont do drugs, kids

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@dumbapp4nerds @pissedpant bro i was like 28 when i heard about this H3H3 and i still thought she was special needs.

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@HardPass4 This actually causes the pumpkin pain.

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@Khatspergers i found the suspects

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@MarioKrtWrldFan @mkwrecomp im a baaad man, compadre...you dont want to criss cross my apple sauce, if you catch ma drift.

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@MadamSavvy @TheQuartering can he fit "Save" any more in there?

save, Save, SAVE SAVE, THEY CALL ME CRAZY QUARTERING CAUSE WHEN YOU DEAL WITH ME, YOU'RE SAVE SAVE SAVING CRAZY QUARTERS!

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@fleshsimulator Flesh Tube, Flesh Hole, Simantics, Entertainment Simulator

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@jxfaith1 @fleshsimulator that reminds me, there used to be a guy here who would continually hand out giant psychedelic mushrooms to the local homeless population.

just keeping them reeeaaal active for the tourists.

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@confirmedterfs @radfemsiren i dont think he has tourettes.

he always came off more like a spastic with skeletons because i aint heard that shit about tourettes until after Sweet Anita or whatever her name is, came out.

dude is an opp

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@Postabunchastuf @fleshsimulator They were all in on it? In other words, it was a gang bang?

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@namelessxdread @samiirr_0 so go to the K-Mart and get one

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@shrampmannne "I know the pieces fit...."

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@adammocklerr They got what they wanted. Unlimited tax breaks, monopolies on everything, packed courts, oligarchies, theyve taken healthcare and food stamps away....

What's even left for them, besides a total dictatorship, after they already own everything and everyone?

Why would they care?

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@NurseLadyJ1 @MadamSavvy He does it every Saturday and Sunday around 4 or 5pm.

It's literal clockwork, probably the only time the bull allows him to drink.

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@mkwrecomp looks a little laggy, i dont know...

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@GabeHoff Tamara is pregnant.

There's still planes in the sky, looking for their target.

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@slefkoff @Polymarket "saying you dont want to give money to israel is anti-semitic"

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@TheJagsBigBeard @VETJPGOU Oh look, it's the life boat nerd, here to rub it in our faces.

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@LutherTheWriter He used to only flag when he got drunk on Saturdays...then he started flagging on Sundays a few weeks ago.

It starts around 4-5pm.

It's literally every weekend.

He's literally sitting in his chair, white-knuckle gripping his mouse, "ILL SHOW YOU HOW MY WEEKEND WAS"

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@Bill_Plz god bless this hungry, hungry, hippo