Tiffany Bricker

[Tiffany Bricker @Valynala]

@CapitalVissionX 18

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

1. Simply pointing out whether someone is left or right wing isn't winning the argument.
2. If a joke is good enough, it can be enjoyed by anyone.
3. It's not all about you.
4. Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

[Tiffany Bricker @Valynala]

@drewbrees I was watching the game the other day and had to screenshot this. Kind of look like a young Al Bundy here :)

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Put down your wand. It's time to eat.

6-year-old: I can't. I'm in a magic battle.

Me: Expelliarmus.

6: *drops it immediately*

[Tiffany Bricker @Valynala]

@Jamiebower Going to try to make your Dallas show. I live in northeast oklahoma so it will be a drive lol

[Tiffany Bricker @Valynala]

@Jamiebower @counterfeitrock I guess it’s not so secret now 😂

[Tiffany Bricker @Valynala]

@jpRANN @NivenJ1 @Jamiebower My point is that criminals will get them depending on how bad they want them. Last I checked, they’re not going to abide by laws.

[Tiffany Bricker @Valynala]

@jpRANN @NivenJ1 @Jamiebower True but if they want guns, they’ll get them. Legally or under the table.

[Tiffany Bricker @Valynala]

@fahadabbasi14 @NivenJ1 @Jamiebower Good point

[Tiffany Bricker @Valynala]

@JiijiHabu @Reblawrence12 @Toffybolox @NivenJ1 It’s not just America. How often has London and Paris been attacked in the last year??

[Tiffany Bricker @Valynala]

@NivenJ1 @Jamiebower Unfortunately that won’t do anything. Criminals will still find a way to carry them.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Who would win if Supergirl fought Wonder Woman?

5-year-old: Girls don't fight girls. Only bad guys.

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

I hate when I get ready to go work out & then I accidentally open a bottle of wine.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My minivan doesn't need a sun roof or leather seats.

It needs a glass partition like in limos so I can't hear my kids.

Get on it, Detroit.

[Tiffany Bricker @Valynala]

@RadioMikeyBee 😂😂😂

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My 5-year-old called Parmesan cheese “spaghetti sprinkles” and now that's officially a food group in my house.

[Tiffany Bricker @Valynala]

@Jamiebower Someone jack your Twitter again? 😂😂😂

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Wife: *calls* Is the house clean?

Me: Don't come home.