Muera shumba

I am your sunshine ❤☀️

[Muera shumba @Vamasigwede]

its always “you must have a lot of hoes, never can i be your hoe”

[Ngoni Mujuru @ngonithetechguy]

Dear Tendai(@Thickslender) and Albert (@berttodube20)

With a heavy heart I write this.

I have seen people saying things to you I've never ever heard being said to people, with words that I never thought I'd ever see written on a public platform. I am truly sorry. Some people who came to my defence are a bit more passionate about justice than I am I guess 🤷‍♂️.

Kindly asking that next time you strongly consider refraining from defending a full grown man who starts his own fights and can defend himself. In shona, bvumai kupfuurwa.

I know the FIT ALPHA who you laid down your reputations for doesnt really care about both of you like that. I however, am willing to get you a lunch together in any restaurant of your choosing so you can trauma bond over the events of the past 2 days. Lets discuss and see guys. Your mental health matters in these tough times 🤝🤝🤝.

[BIG MADAM @nia_ngi]

Dare I say, besty's outfits this time around were kinda eating more than OG 🙊

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

This comment section would hate to see as a pro life 🤣 I’ve been dying laughing

[Tambu @kingdro_ching]

Nrz niggas love a virgin lmaoo

[I love Gay & Trans ppl pls stop following me 😭 @Tinashete]

I had sex with a Shona Zim man last weekend (I do this annually for patriotism purposes).

All I can say is there's a reason these people want to fuck virgins 😭 🚮

[Mikasa To His Eren🧡💛 @Patrol_Pyro]

You could cough here and someone will comment “kukosora kwemahure”

[kara @petite__kara]

Don't come to me for weak advice i support abortion, divorce, cutting family off, quit a job, taking risks and burning bridges

[Muskana weMahewu @manyoni_wacho]

My pussy eaten🥹🥹😋

[Beverley Mudawarima @Bevnashe]

To the lady who requested that I take pictures of her while she was rushing to check in on Friday—kindly DM me. I still have your photos.

[Chief Teezy🇿🇼 @Chief_Teez_y]

Munhu anotsamwa kuti ndakanganwa birthday rake.Ndiri baba vake here inini.

[buhle_matsha @buhle_matsha]

Dear Woman:

Before you get married in #Zimbabwe, know the law. Yazini umthetho. Zivai mutemo. Ndapota.

Under Section 56(3) of the Constitution, there's no such thing as an "illegitimate" child. "Outside" kids have the exact same inheritance rights as children born in wedlock.

[Ziripa ♡ @MissFidibo]

Neiwoyu mukana ndinoti muone musi wandanga ndakachena chaizvo✨️

[VigieThaLastBorn @__Vigie]

A whole paragraph for $20?….marombe haanetsi kufadza 😂

[D_elleriously A slightly uppity African @D_elleriously]

To quote myself:
We don't tell men they are stupid often enough.

[Savheya VeFashion @Savheya_Happie]

Mwari ndiropafadzei ndisazonyora 2 paragraphs kupembera $20

[Melusi Chiripowako🇿🇼 @rayvinesmelusi]

Bro I have 30K users on this App and vanhu vakurishandisa zvekudaro kuita madhiri avo ,MaDeals ichandibhadhara kudarika kukumbira Double Cheese Burger!

[Mrs W♥️😍 @woman_commando]

Apparently, the acquisition of a basic, thoroughly used vehicle now warrants a standing ovation and collective amnesia about his habitual mistreatment of others. 🤣 A man who routinely insults women and other people’s wives does not become admirable because he purchased transportation. The car may have changed owners,but his character remains in remarkably poor condition.

[imeeting imayelana nani? @5ft1princess]

He needs to be shamed more. Next time he will buy a car befitting of an alpha🙏

[Nigel Tha SlickPastor @thaslickpastor]

Some Zim Influencers are not professional 🚮. I am deeply disappointed in this young man, I really thought I was just supporting a colleague. Sorry I had to make this public, but it is what it is!