Pamela De Beaufort

I have zero patience for that shit. The Original Vampire Barbie. I will eat, fuck and kill all of you. Made by @ViciousSheriff. #OutOfYourLeague

[Pamela De Beaufort @VampPerfection]

coming my way, I flashed a Barbie fake smile and watched him settle into the throne.

[Pamela De Beaufort @VampPerfection]

to me. Being released. Being second to @AbtruseTelepath in @ViciousSheriff's eyes. What the fuck did she have that I didn't? Spying Eric

[Pamela De Beaufort @VampPerfection]

with @ViciousSheriff. True, to others it was like nothing was wrong, and @ViciousSheriff acted like everything was fine. But it still stung

[Pamela De Beaufort @VampPerfection]

She ruined everything. It was her fault Bill was out of his mind, that were all in this shit mess and it was her fault I was on the outs

[Pamela De Beaufort @VampPerfection]

Growling, I rested my hands on my hips as I rounded @ViciousSheriff's throne. Everything was peachy before @AbtruseTelepath came along.

[Pamela De Beaufort @VampPerfection]

the beautiful life we'd all grown accustomed to, there was a new set of rules to abide by. Didn't sit well with me one fucking bit.

[Pamela De Beaufort @VampPerfection]

Shit. Another bloody night playing to the vermin's whims. Now that Bill Compton has fucked over every vampire in the state and screwed with

[Pamela De Beaufort @VampPerfection]

I may be Bitch Queen of the Vampires but even I love a good soak in an old Victorian style tub. Reminds me of better days.

[Pamela De Beaufort @VampPerfection]

#BitchQueenOnline

[Pamela De Beaufort @VampPerfection]

@ViciousSheriff What? (Cocks her head to the side)

[Pamela De Beaufort @VampPerfection]

Miss Alabama is fuckin' gorgeous. I'd tap that in a pinch...

[Pamela De Beaufort @VampPerfection]

@ViciousSheriff Jackass.

[Pamela De Beaufort @VampPerfection]

@ViciousSheriff I'm still thinking..

[Pamela De Beaufort @VampPerfection]

I really just want the closet space.

[Pamela De Beaufort @VampPerfection]

@ViciousSheriff Well you know.. 3 bear death experiences in 5 years will do that to a girl. Especially when they're not her fault.

[Pamela De Beaufort @VampPerfection]

@ViciousSheriff And she could pull off Jimmy Choo's like nobody's business.

[Pamela De Beaufort @VampPerfection]

@ViciousSheriff He shouldn't be King. He's just so... Southern. At least Sophie-Ane was like me. She was a good Bitch to have around.

[Pamela De Beaufort @VampPerfection]

@ViciousSheriff You already want me on my knees more often than not. Payback's a bitch Daddy. Also, Bill's a gay Mexican frozen food icon.

[Pamela De Beaufort @VampPerfection]

And exile @AbtruseTelepath to the arctic. I'd like to see her Fairy her way out of that cold shitland.

[Pamela De Beaufort @VampPerfection]

@ViciousSheriff I'll look better when I'm Queen and you're still just Sheriff. I'll turn this backwater into a Vampire's Paradise.