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[vamp @Vamp_cowboy]

My boy giving me a tenner when I asked for 3.10? Superman not pulling my tongue from his ass

[vamp @Vamp_cowboy]

@chloewze Not to be the woker or anything but you gotta actually be a part of the scene. It’s a whole thing for these people. It’s a kink/fetish, you gotta be like into it and be part of the community.

Or get really fucking lucky

[vamp @Vamp_cowboy]

@ClawsFurHire Pulling up to my 12 hour night shift with a fucking Vox from Hazbin hotel lunchbox

[vamp @Vamp_cowboy]

Doing the BDSM test but as my OC’s let’s go

[vamp @Vamp_cowboy]

@phalkphight If I was doing this I’d ignore realism of how the skin works after death and what make the whatever colour they were in life because they’re vampires and it’s not real and I can do what I want

[vamp @Vamp_cowboy]

How it feels eating my fucking Pom Bears on break at work

[Renie 🦋 @Renie_ch]

is anal squirting a thing or did i just shyt in this ngga bed 🤔🤔

[めお□ @meobokana]

how it feels to post only about your oc x canon or just your ocs

[vamp @Vamp_cowboy]

@heresviktor @JazixOfficial @GeekedMemes Because what you said was retarded duh

[vamp @Vamp_cowboy]

@heresviktor @JazixOfficial @GeekedMemes Cuz I’m a real man with fat balls and ass hair I do not careeee

[vamp @Vamp_cowboy]

@heresviktor @JazixOfficial @GeekedMemes I got a fat bush and what?

[vamp @Vamp_cowboy]

@heresviktor @JazixOfficial @GeekedMemes That’s retarded

[vamp @Vamp_cowboy]

@JazixOfficial @GeekedMemes We call them back gardens and front gardens

[vamp @Vamp_cowboy]

@bruhhayashi1 @returnofthebean @lesbisam Ohhh yeah that makes sense my bad

[vamp @Vamp_cowboy]

@returnofthebean @lesbisam Out of curiosity, why can’t you do one after the other?

[vamp @Vamp_cowboy]

Last time I smoked weed and drank at the same time I ended up with a spoon shoved down my throat trying to make myself throw up because I thought I was going to die

[Trimagasi! @Trimagasi_lly]

Do you guys also fantasize about explaining stuff you like to others

[ᯓ★ 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐬. @t3a_rss]

“sweetheart.”

#rdr2
#fanart
#tillyjackson

[𝐥𝐢𝐝 𐚁 🐍 @drwseroger]

eu sacrificaria todos vocês pra ter esse homem, n vou mentir