🎸🦖Laura Maz🦕🎙

Aggressively Cute, Occasionally Funny. Former games journo. Video games, wrestling, some sciencey stuff too.

Vamp PMS Leader Emeritus @PMSClan.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

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[LorTheDestroyer86 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏳️‍🌈 Elden Lord @LorTheDestroyer]

"I can't relate to playing as a woman in God of War"

Buddy, it's not like you can relate to Kratos either. He's actually a badass.

Sit down.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[B’s Memes @BigBadBsMemes]

I like that the Boston area has just become the one spot in the country where in the summer it’s super nice Monday through Thursday, but then Friday Saturday and Sunday is just the worst weather you’ve ever seen in your life

[T.J. Del Santo ⚡🔭 @tjdelsanto]

NEW ENGLAND METEOR UPDATE: the space rock had a diameter of about 3 ft before it broke up. According to NASA, it was traveling at 75,000mph & broke up approximately 40 miles above Earth. The energy released equivalent to 300 tons of TNT. The boom/shaking was heard in RI, MA & CT

[Omni ☕️ @InfernoOmni]

THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO IS LET THIS WORLD STEAL YOUR WHIMSY. PROTECT YOUR WHIMSY AT ALL COST. DON’T LET THESE JOYLESS MOTHERFUCKERS STEAL YOUR MAGIC.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Young people- a warning. Jelly shoes appear to be making a comeback. As a child of the late 1900s (1983), please listen when I tell you these shoes will destroy your feet. They will tear them into smelly, unrecognizable shreds and will cut into your skin like razor blades. You will think you are the exception. You are not. May my side part never cooperate again if I am lying.

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

I hope y'all suck dick as good as y'all suck the fun out of everything my god

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

Studies confirm that ADHD brains struggle with object permanence beyond visual range. This is why ADHDers leave things out, keep tabs open, and resist putting things away. It is not laziness. It is a neurological survival strategy.

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

I'm, "video games only worked on channel 3" years old.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

god damn it.... son of a bitch... I just realized that Blueys mom works in airport security... and Blueys dad is an archaeologist.... Bluey's mom's job is sniffing, and Bluey's dad's job is digging up bones.... because they're fucking dogs.....

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, when you're washing your bedsheets just run that dryer twice, don't even bother checking

[greg @greg16676935420]

Why is no one talking about the fact that appetizers are now the same price as entrees

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I bet y'all ain't laughing at the Amish
anymore.. they clickity, clackin right past the gas station.

[hayley ⋆˚꩜｡ @casualazira]

season 3 of the pitt starts with john shen swinging one of these around

[faye @rylandqrace]

ryan: ‘that’s my friend rocky’

“and rocky is an actual puppet!”

ryan: ‘aren’t we all?’ 😭😭😭

[nathan 🏳️‍🌈 @nathans_codes_2]

Even the soundtrack is water based bro he never stood a chance 😭😭

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

i'm in this fb group where everyone pretends to be ants n ppl just post pics of food and everyone comments LIFT