Vampire Alarm

I AM THE ALMIGHTY VAMPIRE ALARM CLOCK!! HEAR ME ROAR

[Shelby Rebeiro @sh3lbyr3b3iro]

To whoever did this to @mishacollins 🔪🔪 #WeLoveYouMisha http://t.co/QRZ1YqDgh3

[Misty @misty_sunshine]

Cosplay Princess Bubblegum please RT it's the last day @OsricChau #Shatnermademedoit @gishwhes

[Sookie's Book Club @ssbookclub]

@JaredLeto Joker as a My Little Pony please RT for a scavenger hunt it's the last day #Shatnermademedoit @gishwhes

[Sookie's Book Club @ssbookclub]

Please RT for a scavenger hunt https://t.co/XXuWvXIi9q

[Vampire Alarm @VampireAlarm]

"I #vote @randomactsorg as my favorite nonprofit to #UpgradeYourWorld #TeamVikingWenchesRA

[Vampire Alarm @VampireAlarm]

@SarahFaith74 Well good morning to you, my pretty. *plastic wink* How you doing?

[Vampire Alarm @VampireAlarm]

@JaredPoodleacki is my new pet. He also doesn't get homophobic pancakes ##IDGHP #gishwhes

[Vampire Alarm @VampireAlarm]

I hate it when my breakfast food fight. I don't get homophobic pancakes. Just get in my belly. #IDGHP #GISHWHES2014

[Vampire Alarm @VampireAlarm]

@LRavenscroft13 @TeaandPancakes love is love. Homophobic pancakes hurt everyone. #IDGHP #GISHWHES2014

[Vampire Alarm @VampireAlarm]

I don't get homophobic pancakes. Or steroid using sausages. Or Bullying bacon. Why can't breakfast get along? #gishwhes #IDGHP

[Vampire Alarm @VampireAlarm]

I don't get homophobic pancakes. Why you gotta be like that? Everyone needs love. #IDGHP #GISHWHES

[Vampire Alarm @VampireAlarm]

Beep beep bitches. #CrowleyForKing

[Vampire Alarm @VampireAlarm]

*Singing as loud as I can* Wake me up before you go go. *Plastic dance moves*

[Vampire Alarm @VampireAlarm]

Let Crowley out of the trunk. Evil leaders must stick together.#PoweredByEvil

[Vampire Alarm @VampireAlarm]

@Crimson_Death_ You just might be my new favorite minion. *plastic wink*

[Vampire Alarm @VampireAlarm]

*plays my kazoo to the tune of 70's porn music* Wake up, Minions. #PoweredByEvil

[Vampire Alarm @VampireAlarm]

@PulpAlarmClock They do not know the awesomeness that is us.

[Vampire Alarm @VampireAlarm]

@troublethebook *rubs plastic hands together* Indeed. Mortals don't know what they're missing.

[Vampire Alarm @VampireAlarm]

Why do I not have 500 followers yet? You fools, don't you know greatness when you see it? #PoweredByEvil