VampireCabbage

DM, #Critter, #DnD, Kobold Rogue/Sorc, Blood sucking brassica. Torturing players with custom monsters. Usually found in the naughty corner. FFXIV Zodiark

[Jeremy Crawford @JeremyECrawford]

In Unearthed Arcana, D&D elves get four new subrace options to playtest: https://t.co/jTLKPxmVEt #DnD

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@InkpotGames This one for me :)

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@beerwithdragons Don't die :)

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I'm back to being a player as opposed to a DM for a few months and the party needed a tank. Step forward Runt, Half-orc Barb/Fighter #DnD

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@Ticobell I can confirm that my son (9), does indeed use 'sick' when describing something in a positive manner :)

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Alas, they still haven't returned https://t.co/R8cEFiNeOw

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@Serendypyty Alas, it was over the phone so difficult to tell. Though starting the conversation with "you said something about..." makes me suspect not

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I dunno, maybe that's harsh, but I'm not sure I can dumb it down any further, and its not something that's overly technical to begin

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Explaining the same fucking thing, five fucking times to the same fucking person is really, really fucking annoying #irritated

[Jeremy Crawford @JeremyECrawford]

Unearthed Arcana reveals playtest options for tieflings and fiendish cults this month: https://t.co/ScgHoEbFee #DnD

[Em @ocasionalcanary]

DM just sent this. He's helpful like that.
#dnd

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@yarnquester @ronin_sama @monkib0y @DoktorWhisky That blows ;)

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@FrostFrmFire And an awesome tee to boot!

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Checking up on the players for this week's #DnD...

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LEEERROOOOOOOOYYYYYY JEEEEEENKKKKIIINNNNSSSSS!!!! https://t.co/vivvRC6lUq

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@MandaLizTTV Couldn't agree more. Adulting has been harder than usual :(

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@Damn_It_Dillon You could have so much fun with that and one, single, baseball bat

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@BabyGotBell Healthy is relative anyway

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15 years since #firefly aired and this is still too god damn soon