Vampire MyMusic

I'm a temp at MyMusic. And I'm dead.

[Vampire MyMusic @VampireMyMusic]

I think it's my birthday this month. It's easy to lose count of your birthday after 234 years.

[Vampire MyMusic @VampireMyMusic]

Uh. Guys. Can someone open my coffin? I just got a wifi signal for the 1st time in 3 weeks and I'm stuck........guys?

[Vampire MyMusic @VampireMyMusic]

Watch the director of MyMusic live, right now talking MyMusic! http://t.co/PBntJ3p03q

[Vampire MyMusic @VampireMyMusic]

I wonder how the sunlight feels like when it's not tearing your skin apart.

[Vampire MyMusic @VampireMyMusic]

I haven't gotten a sun tan in 300 years. Of course, I also don't want to burst int flames. It's a harder compromise than you think.

[Vampire MyMusic @VampireMyMusic]

WHERE ARE MY GLASSE-Oh. I'm wearing them.

[Vampire MyMusic @VampireMyMusic]

WHOSE NOSE IS BLEEDING?! I'M SO HUNGRY!!!!

[Vampire MyMusic @VampireMyMusic]

Need to get my coffin waxed. It looks terrible.

[Vampire MyMusic @VampireMyMusic]

O- is the tastiest blood type, too bad its so rare.

[Vampire MyMusic @VampireMyMusic]

In need of a blood bath.

[Vampire MyMusic @VampireMyMusic]

...Maybe I'll run into love someday. Hopefully it won't feel like office supplies falling on me.

[Vampire MyMusic @VampireMyMusic]

I can't read what you tweeted me! All I know is that you did! RT @RaynaMyMusic @VampireMyMusic come to my support group tomorrow?

[Vampire MyMusic @VampireMyMusic]

Getting hungry, I’ll have to raid the Salvation army.

[Vampire MyMusic @VampireMyMusic]

BROOODING. BROOOODING.

[Vampire MyMusic @VampireMyMusic]

Accidentally sneezed and turned into a bat. Now I have to wait until I sneeze AGAIN to turn back......sigh

[Vampire MyMusic @VampireMyMusic]

The sun!! it BURNS! Can someone point me to a shaded area?

[Vampire MyMusic @VampireMyMusic]

I can't turn back human!!! I'm the first bat to tweet! Wait, that's actually pretty cool!

[Vampire MyMusic @VampireMyMusic]

Am I pretty?

[Vampire MyMusic @VampireMyMusic]

Does anyone know if I got the gig?!?! I can't read my tweets?!

[Vampire MyMusic @VampireMyMusic]

Owww, maybe it wasn’t a good idea to try flying if I can’t see where I’m going.