Vampire Ultimate

bite me

[Vampire Ultimate @VampireUlti]

Us

[quynh-anh @quinnsreads]

why are vampires always so evil and dark like why can't we have an oblivious vampire sweetheart

[Vampire Ultimate @VampireUlti]

9/30: solemn grinding at my email job
10/1:

[culture @notgwendalupe]

25 years ago, the Hex Girls released 'Hex Girl'

[natural @natchmartin_]

fuck it, we bawl 😭

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

not now bro i’m romanticizing vampirism

[Vampire Ultimate @VampireUlti]

No updates beyond the below

[Vampire Ultimate @VampireUlti]

No records of today, full goldfish brain beyond hazy recollections of @anneurysm69 hammers

[Vampire Ultimate @VampireUlti]

@classyultimate @FireflyDiscClub @towerulti Post the 6-9 pic

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On Our Way To Shuck Sectionals 🌽

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@thekilometers Welcome, Brother

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

she’s so fine i’d let her drive a wooden stake through my heart

[Vampire Ultimate @VampireUlti]

UPDATE:
For the first time in program history, VU takes 3rd at Spawnfest!

[Vampire Ultimate @VampireUlti]

@hiveult Won G4 to end the day 2-2!

[Vampire Ultimate @VampireUlti]

Spawnfest update:
G1: L to Garbage in the pouring rain
G2: L to @hiveult (??)
Bye to hit the Laundromat for dryers
G3: W over moonlight ultimate
G4: still going, took half on BOP

[Torched Documentary @TorchedDoc]

“Inspiring…Torched is a trailblazing sports doc.”

https://t.co/ppmnnYCXkv

[Vampire Ultimate @VampireUlti]

Strategy committee continued to forage us to victory

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@Ashlynn_FTW

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The reaction after we successfully run the first end zone set of the weekend

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Us when 2/3 of our captains for the season have chronic stomach diseases

[Shannon @shannonpurser]

some of you can relate…