Vampire Penguin

Welcome to the life of a vampire penguin

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Back home, back to work, trying to get back in the groove.

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trapped in the airport for 3 more hours. welcome to suck town, population me.

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Too busy working to Tweet. Oh wait, perhaps not.

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is getting ready for her date. I love afternoon dates to the theater even if the weather is shitty.

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@Ninjawoman1980 JEALOUS!!! I want starbucks.

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Going out to take care of some snow. Nothing says spring in Denver like a snow storm.

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Coworkers are dropping like flies. Lost one yesterday, lost another today. Blah!

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More snow...yay............

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Deadbeat just got fired. Oh Damn! Sucks for her, but sucks for me more. Now I have to do twice the work. *sigh*

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Working on a special project. Why do I get all the special projects?? Gah!

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Deadbeat is showing her face at work today, she had better get to work and get off the phone. She has a lot of shit to do today.

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@Ninjawoman1980 Did you enjoy it? I'm off to bed, someone wants to fondle me. *wink* *wink*

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Finishing up this mountain of paperwork, and heading home.

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Preparing for ultra-boring meeting. *yawn* zzzzzzzzzzz *drool*

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Wants to choke her deadbeat, lazy ass coworker. I'm getting tired of cleaning up her crap!

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@sireneatspoetry I know how much that sucks. I hate it when the drive sees you sprinting toward the bus, and drives off anyway. M-Fer!

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Got poked and prodded. Chastised for not flossing enough. grrr. Have to go back for more poking and general discomfort.

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ummm, shower time. Then off to the Dentist.

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@Ninjawoman1980 how does it feel? Lol. Liberating, yes.

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@Ninjawoman1980 Yes, but I weasled my way out of his stinky man crotch!