Jessica Troy

I'm Jessica. Hardcore heavy metal, horror movies, and medieval literature are my things. If you want to know more, ask me!

[Jessica Troy @Vampytoto]

@GrammarGirl Candyman and Bloody Mary are two that come to my mind

[Jessica Troy @Vampytoto]

@violarockstar That's really the only way that is becomes news again.

[Jessica Troy @Vampytoto]

Yes. My thoughts exactly.

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Is live, step by step, coverage of the Queen lying in state really necessary?

"Lying in State"

I mean, you could just put a small shot of the coffin in a box in the lower right corner, in case, you know, there's a change.

[Jessica Troy @Vampytoto]

Fuck this life I'm supposedly living.

[Jessica Troy @Vampytoto]

Is that the mugs of Mr. @Svengoolie and Kerwyn I see gracing my backpack?! #Svengoolie #merch

[Jessica Troy @Vampytoto]

New @Svengoolie swag for Christmas!

[Jessica Troy @Vampytoto]

@violarockstar We got snow this morning. I'll take your humidity.

[Jessica Troy @Vampytoto]

How can you possibly still be undecided?

How can you possibly support @realDonaldTrump after the last 3.5 years, everything he had ever said/done, and oh yeah that debate?

If you're anything but a rich, old, white, neo-Nazi, you have no reason to back him.

[Jessica Troy @Vampytoto]

If we wish to gain a modicum of fleeting happiness eventually, why must we first trudge through and bear an onslaught of despair?

[Jessica Troy @Vampytoto]

I've said it before, and it is more true now than ever:
The world sucks, people are horrible, and the zombie apocalypse needs to happen.

[Jessica Troy @Vampytoto]

@violarockstar Same. Dogs are better.

[Jessica Troy @Vampytoto]

Grow up, they said.

Be normal, they meant.

Who are you, they will ask.

What you want me to be, someone who sounds like me will reply.

Are you happy?

[Jessica Troy @Vampytoto]

Sick. Of. It. All.

I'm done. I give up.

[Jessica Troy @Vampytoto]

3 worst things ever invented by mankind: money, politics, religion.
Without these 3 things, we would have no war, no poverty, no hate.
Power may corrupt, but money, politics, and religion defile us, deform us, and denigrate us.

[Jessica Troy @Vampytoto]

Without money, you are worth nothing.
That's how this fucked up world works.
I'm sick of it. I'm done.

[Jessica Troy @Vampytoto]

Ever been 2nd fiddle (or 3rd, 4th, 8th, millionth fiddle) in someone's life?
How about when the first choice is not even around to kick in the face? Or is online?
Yeah, not cool.

[Jessica Troy @Vampytoto]

Hey @Svengoolie Will you get any Sven swag for dogs? This little guy needs a shirt! He loves wearing doggie clothes.

[Jessica Troy @Vampytoto]

@LanceBass I'll be your mountain time zone friend!

[Terrance Zdunich @terrancezdunich]

A special HALLOWEEN MESSAGE from your favorite GraveRobber, Devil and Blood Travelers. https://t.co/aUKXJnDoPY

[Jessica Troy @Vampytoto]

Win two free #crossstitch patterns! https://t.co/GOWcTyh37c via @peacockandfig