Van Crisp

USL W GM @gofcoly. Women's soccer nerd. Cohost @coolerguildpod. Cat lady. Views are my own.

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@leahfridas Did she delete her tiktok? Lolz

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Hey @FotMob is your XG data is specifically for the women’s game or does it covers
both men’s and women’s? The data nerds want to know and I am also curious.

[Seattle Reign FC @reignfc]

Our #🔟 💙

[Van Crisp @VanCrisp]

So I’m going on this Olympia podcast tonight and the mayor is going on first and some free Palestine protesters showed up saying he was a Zionist, so I asked him “are you a Zionist?” He said yes and “I’m unapologetic about it”.

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@JaneGPhoto The responses to this monologue might make me finally quit Twitter. What an atrocious excuse for comedy.

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@londonisredx Oh this is dope

[Seattle Reign FC @reignfc]

🚨 CLAUDIA DICKEY DEBUT 🚨

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Apparently Iran cannot be trusted with powerful weapons. Which totally makes sense since they haven't attacked a single country in 300 years and Israel has attacked five in one year

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🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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GET HER QUEEN

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

bully someone your own size, which would ironically be a male @Riley_Gaines_

[march maddyness 💥 @phxsunz25]

OH MY GOD NO

[june PREM CHAMPIONS 🏆 @juneebellss]

“rewrote the rule book” and it was her parents suing the league to let an actual child play and possibly putting other minors in danger to play for a league that notoriously doesn’t protect their players. hmm ok

[Van Crisp @VanCrisp]

Bugg brigade unite

[Seattle Reign FC @reignfc]

BUGG in the Best XI. You already know.

Massive congrats to Jordyn Bugg on being named to @NWSL's Best XI for March! Deserved every bit of it. 👑

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@reignfc Jeezus #wonderkid

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@SNDRNVIA This is a banger tweet

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@alealefrank @SenSchumer Never #1 on any matrix 😂

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@mattmercer How is it being disconnected from reality?

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@JaneGPhoto Did you ever read the marketing companies response to the initial backlash? It was insane

[ale🇲🇽🇯🇴🇹🇷 @WosoAle]

i’ve seen enough bring back the starting 11 of lesbians😭 we’re losing the plot