Eric VanEpps @VanEppsAuthor.BSKY.Social

Thanks for taking this trip through my mind. Please pick up any litter you may have dropped and turn off the lights when you leave.

[Eric VanEpps @VanEppsAuthor.BSKY.Social @VanEppsAuthor]

Well, it's the old me, but will put it out there
https://t.co/GOQnGSZHiL

[Eric VanEpps @VanEppsAuthor.BSKY.Social @VanEppsAuthor]

Today we will do a side-by-side comparison of Louisiana style hot sauce and Indiana style hot sauce. 🤣

[Eric VanEpps @VanEppsAuthor.BSKY.Social @VanEppsAuthor]

I plugged my slow cooker and microwave into the same outlet; it blew a fuse and now my house is a TARDIS.

[Eric VanEpps @VanEppsAuthor.BSKY.Social @VanEppsAuthor]

@DzintraSullivan Chitty Chitty Bang Bang in My Pants 🤔

[Eric VanEpps @VanEppsAuthor.BSKY.Social @VanEppsAuthor]

The Coldplay kiss cam is a perfect example demonstrating why they don't have a jumbotron in mega churches. 😎

[Covie @covie_93]

Happy Juneteenth to everyone except tim scott, byron donalds and candace owens.

[Eric VanEpps @VanEppsAuthor.BSKY.Social @VanEppsAuthor]

2 days shy of 4 years and I finally get my PB&J Reese's @AskHershey 🤣

[Eric VanEpps @VanEppsAuthor.BSKY.Social @VanEppsAuthor]

Anyone know why I can't find Reese's PB&J cup in stores? 😎 @AskHershey Peanut Butter and Raspberry or at least Strawberry, not the cheap Grape jelly kind🤣

[Eric VanEpps @VanEppsAuthor.BSKY.Social @VanEppsAuthor]

@HadyNajy Hallo. Hope all is well. I don't look here often so didn't see this.

[Eric VanEpps @VanEppsAuthor.BSKY.Social @VanEppsAuthor]

@candice_counsel Next in line is "social etiquette" - expecting the grieving to send thank you cards for all the condolence cards.
(Enclosed)
"Thank you for the condolences, and for visiting the corpse. Since I don't actually know you, it's apparent you never visited while they were alive."

[Eric VanEpps @VanEppsAuthor.BSKY.Social @VanEppsAuthor]

Relaxing tonight with the book, "Electromagnetic Waves in the Visible Spectrum" - just for some light reading.

[Eric VanEpps @VanEppsAuthor.BSKY.Social @VanEppsAuthor]

@gemmescribe Much Congratulations!

[Eric VanEpps @VanEppsAuthor.BSKY.Social @VanEppsAuthor]

@gemmescribe Just in time for me to wish you a happy birthday 🎂

[Eric VanEpps @VanEppsAuthor.BSKY.Social @VanEppsAuthor]

Ever encountered someone so biased they wait until Xmas and Valentines Day to eat M&Ms just so they can get the white ones?

[Eric VanEpps @VanEppsAuthor.BSKY.Social @VanEppsAuthor]

@Minplosion Inflammation is red
Cyanosis is blue
Valentine's day hospital visits
are really fun to do
🤔

[Eric VanEpps @VanEppsAuthor.BSKY.Social @VanEppsAuthor]

I bought a burner phone and now I'm randomly texting numbers with "Happy Valentine's Day, my Darling. I can't wait for the day when we no longer have to hide our love in the shadows."

This is going to be the most entertaining Valentine's Day ever.
#ValentinesDay #GalentinesDay

[Eric VanEpps @VanEppsAuthor.BSKY.Social @VanEppsAuthor]

@gemmescribe Doing well, I will elaborate more in Messenger since I really don't use twitter much especially not for chats. 😎

[Eric VanEpps @VanEppsAuthor.BSKY.Social @VanEppsAuthor]

Time Dilation: the observable appearance of time slowing down as an object approaches the event horizon of a black hole; or the last 2 minutes of a football game, especially the Super Bowl 🤣

[Eric VanEpps @VanEppsAuthor.BSKY.Social @VanEppsAuthor]

Starting a campaign to have people required to call #groundhog by the correct name #WhistlePig

[Eric VanEpps @VanEppsAuthor.BSKY.Social @VanEppsAuthor]

Philosophical Question: How many Déjà Vu moments are needed before it's considered Groundhog Day?