Karen 🙃

a silver sun. lawyer. not fun

[Karen 🙃 @VanGoghGogh1]

@sanquiz2gh__ Not sure how this was the case when she kept referring to specific situations from previous US seasons. Like Aaron and Kaylor??? Confused me

[Maira @maira4yo]

Honored to be a part of something so huge

[21 year old rich auntie with no kids @JAYACTII]

how my straight female friends look at me when I say I haven’t watched heated rivalry

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

I thought he was excellent in Marty Supreme but I also fear that Josh Safdie has awakened a primal beast and unleashed it upon Hollywood

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me when I know that I can't snooze my alarm any longer and have to find the courage to leave my warm bed to get ready for work

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You have no idea who this woman was. You have no idea what she believed. You have no idea what an actual investigation might show. A 37-year-old American citizen was killed. Her 6-year-old son has been orphaned. Her family and friends are going through the worst moment of their lives. And all you can do is call her a "deranged leftist"?

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Luke Thomas🏋️‍♀️ @lthomasnews]

Opening this app to check the news this morning:

[Karen 🙃 @VanGoghGogh1]

Am I the only one that didn’t like One Battle After Another?

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

not to be film police or whatever but i've been scrolling a lot this morning and people's complete inability to comprehend the honey scene in marty supreme is kinda freaking me out... let's please put our thinking caps on for a second

[𖤐 Bri 𖤐 @BriAnimator_]

and I’m both

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

the fucking bathtub scene in marty supreme scared me more than almost every horror movie i’ve seen this year

[mike @painbuiltt]

the doj not knowing about the redact tool in pdf editors is sooooo funny

[eva stratt apologist @stellamilfburn]

this is like watching leonardo da vinci paint the mona lisa

[Jeremy Christiansen @TradVat2]

Young associates: ALWAYS use the REDACT function on Adobe. NEVER highlight the text in black.

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

the amc employee leading me out of the 5 hour Wicked double feature

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Ice cream season is almost over” Well actually real ice cream eaters know that cool weather brings with it freedom from fast-melting cones & the pleasure of sweet cold ice cream in a car with the heat cranked up

[Karen 🙃 @VanGoghGogh1]

Oops my feelings got hurt.

[Karen 🙃 @VanGoghGogh1]

Is the showgirl in the room with us?

[HorrorMamaAl @horrormamaal]

Might I interest you in a grilled cheese on a granny plate in these trying times?