Jonno

#DONTLISTENTOVLADBUYMYBOOK #slay #vanlife #feminist my cookbook comes out in 2026!! 🧄🏳️‍🌈

[Jonno @vanhelstink]

So happy to announce I have a book coming out! ‘Vampires be Gone! 101 Ways to Cook with Garlic’. Out in 2025 in every book store ever, and every member of the Vampire High Council will receive a exclusive free copy before release! (book cover coming soon)

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@icouldrevampyou A ballet pop punk brand xx

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Jonno won the Adéla ticket war tehehe. The baddest slayers are in the UK #swag @icouldrevampyou I’ll see u in the pit

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@whuppychai I guess Vlad is too busy learning how to shapeshift into a apple instead of properly running the vhc smh 😒

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@icouldrevampyou You literally don’t even own a computer

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4 drinks down! Wednesday night at the pub rulez 🤘🤘🤘🫪🤪

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@icouldrevampyou You don’t support small businesses?

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#thriving

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@icouldrevampyou What do you mean? It’s right here!

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@icouldrevampyou #dobetter

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Word of my garlic gardening skills has gone global! About to batch cook 75 portions of my world famous garlic soup to celebrate #blessed

https://t.co/IBXmzn4nh6

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@icouldrevampyou Girl who tf is tollunde?

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Moved the recipe book release date up by 2 months! Can’t wait for you all for to try my world famous garlic spotted dick!

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I love da club

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@gargoylenumber2 @fkuvlad My worst nightmare

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#gerranhowell #youngdracula #thepitt @fkuvlad

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I need a nap

[Jonno @vanhelstink]

@icouldrevampyou @gargoylenumber2 DIE! He said DIE

[Jonno @vanhelstink]

@icouldrevampyou @gargoylenumber2 Also the glass was empty??? Jonno #7 actually really likes beer so it was long gone before you came along

[Jonno @vanhelstink]

@icouldrevampyou @gargoylenumber2 No he wanted to kill you.

[Jonno @vanhelstink]

@icouldrevampyou @gargoylenumber2 Dude you already hit on him in da club last week because you thought he was me (he was the one who threw the pint glass at you, remember?)