Andrew Van Kampen

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[Andrew Van Kampen @VanKampen_]

Twitter is so good because my profile pic is me at age 18 and my header pic is me at age 20 and also in black and white

[Andrew Van Kampen @VanKampen_]

Wait whatever happened to "I would rather die than delete the transphobic tweet that got my account suspended"???
Did you die and someone replaced you, Dr. Peterson? Or are you just a liar too cowardly to stick to the things you say?
Or is it a secret third thing????

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

I'm back. Thanks @elonmusk

[Andrew Van Kampen @VanKampen_]

The masculine urge to study 3lon m*sk's deepest insecurities and create a hundred or so gimmick accounts to tweet at him about those insecurities all day every day.
NOTE: I am not actually going to do this, but I do think it would be a funny idea

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Elon Musk is again claiming that he’s all about free speech. So let’s look at the record. Here’s thread with just a few of the countless examples showing he couldn't care about it less (🧵)

[Andrew Van Kampen @VanKampen_]

There is simply so much power in never saying anything on large platforms like this.
No one knows who you are, or cares, except the people you talk with off the site.
No one annoys you with dumb as hell "we should genocide X minority" political takes.
It's just peace.

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

Holy shit

[percy 🦝🍉 @kyuupcumber]

having adhd is like having a passive perception of 5 while also having a passive perception of 20

[shrille 🎃 @flurryfrenzy]

ive never watched a single jerma stream. i think it adds to the mystery of who he is because every time i see him on my tl he looks like an SCP

[Andrew Van Kampen @VanKampen_]

Hey maybe finish the first game before you start pushing what will probably be complete buggy garbage "live-service" game, yeah?
Additionally, give your devs time to, idk, sleep? Live their lives? See their families? All of those would be fantastic.

[CD PROJEKT RED @CDPROJEKTRED]

Orion is a codename for our next Cyberpunk game, which will take the Cyberpunk franchise further and continue harnessing the potential of this dark future universe.

[Andrew Van Kampen @VanKampen_]

Unironically I would love some fresh baked break from a cool local bakery for Christmas, that would be a super cool gift

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

facebook is an interesting place

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Now this is how headlines should be written

[Andrew Van Kampen @VanKampen_]

Pickup is an awesome utility ability for nuzlocking, and you all should use it more. Don't just box that otherwise useless Meowth or the vaguely useful Zigzagoon, keep it for the pickup utility.

[Pokémon Brainrot @PkmnBrainrot]

*walks two steps*

my zigzagoon with pickup:

[Andrew Van Kampen @VanKampen_]

@hmm_olives The heart knows what it wants, and what it wants is pretty cool

[elliott @elliottgray]

this is the future of esports

[Andrew Van Kampen @VanKampen_]

@DashDobrofsky I totally agree with you, she is unqualified for public office.
Don't know about the rest of that though, her GED doesn't really have anything to do with her overall lack of intelligence, those are separate things and only one is okay.

[🔆Lesbian Cavalry Officer Elize 🥥🌴🇺🇦🇦🇲 @Tankgorl]

straight people seeing another straight ‘forbidden love’ movie for the 10’000th time: “wow, imagine not being able to love or be who you want, that’d be awful. Anyhow, time to protest at my school board for daring to have queer young adult books in their library”

[Andrew Van Kampen @VanKampen_]

@hmm_olives Finally a job for me

[Andrew Van Kampen @VanKampen_]

@HunterAA6 There's no way this is a Ben Garrison image. There's not NEARLY enough labels! Now how's the MAGA crowd supposed to understand his specific brand of bullshit?? Lmao

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

This is wild because one literally means "people doing their job" and the other means "creating a toxic workplace"