Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪

Working on some ideas for memes and long-form critiques.

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@MariKosama143 What's this, a lazy flip on a meme that misses the mark?

Time to dust off this one

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@LHuxlux Look, I may have my issues with Davekat AS PRESENTED IN POST-CANON, but I'm not gonna drag it down by pulling the "stridercest is more interesting" card to do so (??)

I'd rather just get proper references from the comics (heretical idea, not larping the series, I know)

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@AsheConstella One of them reposts a bunch of JtK art and has a pig fursona

Like dawg, glass houses

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@yumeni_kasuga Why else would he be using a yellow brush when making sprites for the Knight in that instance, exactly

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@Sparrow_001_Eve Hey, this turned an alt account that I only dusted off to wait out a shadowban into a banger generator

Outrage, righteous and bullshit, brings attention

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@dessbian Not to mention the people who HAVE DNIs tend to break them more often than not

Because 1, who tf checks

And 2, every "proship dni" LOVES barging into threads they SUPPOSEDLY don't want any part of

It paints you as an insufferable hypo-prick more often than not

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@CodofWisdom FORK AND KNIFE????????

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@choppedpork666 In my experience, pedophiles don't bother with lolisho because it's *easy* to find people sharing CSAM online.

No, antis like yourself, especially the performative, outspoken ones, have a better track record of being exposed for Spicy Hard Drives.

Stop digging your own grave.

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@choppedpork666 Hey, you set the rules here, buddy.

Your fictional tastes, hallucinated or not, clearly dictate your real life moral values.

So BY YOUR LOGIC you are a professed pig-raping serial killer.

And I think the world needs less pig rapists and serial killers.

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@PixiePrototype

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@Carls493 Everyone else quoting this tweet has been glazing the performance???? What's been on YOUR feed my guy

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@choppedpork666 I checked your deviantart, btw

By your logic, you're not just an aspiring serial killer, but a pig rapist!

Stay away from the bacon aisle, you sick fuck.

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@dannithe2st Remember when the leading fan discussion podcast of the day thought it made sense if he was the only white human in the cast

Not for the suicidal aspect, but the "becoming the villain" part?

[reptileGatherer🐊 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷 @dannithe2st]

Homestuck Beyond Canon

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@clockworksDream Also - of fucking course it's gonna be a nightmare for adaptation. It's a long ass comic, and since they're considering adapting Paradox Space content (Vrisky Business), it's gonna be even more of a nightmare planning out those scripts

Namely, what gets cut?

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@Thafnine There's layers to "community" here, different subcircles

You have your corpo VTuber fans, your indie fans, your kayfabe purists and anarchists, the unicorns and non-parasocial fans......

Stepping away from certain sects is honestly healthier than trying to accommodate everyone

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@choppedpork666 If you think Phisnom is a pedophile for liking a VTuber - whose kayfabe age is "forever 19" - then you as a Jeff the Killer stan love breaking into houses and gutting families likeada feesh.

Run a bath and grab your toaster, you actual, real world serial killer.

[Dragon @D_is_for_Dragon]

ironmouse is a grown woman

not in ur age range

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@Dreamboum KH2 deserves flowers for how well TRON was handled, and how it was folded into the greater narrative

But honestly, you're right about KH1 and CoM

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@piperocktheory From the major gaming companies, unlikely

But the indie/retraux market, those are clearly aiming for actual pocket sizes