Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪

Working on some ideas for memes and long-form critiques.

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@TheCinemaSeeker @hyperballads_ Secret Wars reboots the timeline more thoroughly than Doomsday is going to

At that point why not just cast a new T'Challa in line with Chadwick's wishes?

(Spoiler: it's so they can strip a black man's role from Marvel while calling it "progressive" and "honorable")

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@My_Echo4 @hyperballads_ What TRULY fucks BP3 continuity wise, though, is that Doomsday ends with Doom killing everyone, reviving them in his new Battleworld timeline, and everyone thinking they always lived on Battleworld

Meaning you CAN'T hold a sequel to the first two BPs between Avengers 5 & 6

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@My_Echo4 @hyperballads_ See, I think Ghost Rider's announcement can still work in the context of "it can just be in the rebooted timeline"

Them explicitly calling it "Black Panther 3" implies a throughline with the prior films which. Will be wiped by Secret Wars.

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@JonsLongs They also dropped Majors the second those allegations dropped, but kept Namorrrrrrrrrr despite SA allegations

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@MassJumbo Unless the aim is to kill self-checkout and incentivize hiring more cashiers, I don't see the intention here

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@pipkinpippa Well yeah, Quinton Reviews is boring as hell. Ofc your eyes and ears would glaze over trying to suffer through his videos

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@4_bengrimmfan Nobody cared enough to watch it when it came out, even the reviewers barely cared enough to cover it for the content before letting it vanish into the ether - do you really think people will care enough to chant for it at D23?

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@MariKosama143 What's this, a lazy flip on a meme that misses the mark?

Time to dust off this one

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@LHuxlux Look, I may have my issues with Davekat AS PRESENTED IN POST-CANON, but I'm not gonna drag it down by pulling the "stridercest is more interesting" card to do so (??)

I'd rather just get proper references from the comics (heretical idea, not larping the series, I know)

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@AsheConstella One of them reposts a bunch of JtK art and has a pig fursona

Like dawg, glass houses

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@yumeni_kasuga Why else would he be using a yellow brush when making sprites for the Knight in that instance, exactly

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@Sparrow_001_Eve Hey, this turned an alt account that I only dusted off to wait out a shadowban into a banger generator

Outrage, righteous and bullshit, brings attention

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@dessbian Not to mention the people who HAVE DNIs tend to break them more often than not

Because 1, who tf checks

And 2, every "proship dni" LOVES barging into threads they SUPPOSEDLY don't want any part of

It paints you as an insufferable hypo-prick more often than not

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@CodofWisdom FORK AND KNIFE????????

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@choppedpork666 In my experience, pedophiles don't bother with lolisho because it's *easy* to find people sharing CSAM online.

No, antis like yourself, especially the performative, outspoken ones, have a better track record of being exposed for Spicy Hard Drives.

Stop digging your own grave.

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@choppedpork666 Hey, you set the rules here, buddy.

Your fictional tastes, hallucinated or not, clearly dictate your real life moral values.

So BY YOUR LOGIC you are a professed pig-raping serial killer.

And I think the world needs less pig rapists and serial killers.

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@PixiePrototype

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@Carls493 Everyone else quoting this tweet has been glazing the performance???? What's been on YOUR feed my guy

[Aspiring Longman - 🎀🍫🔪 @VanMilkshake413]

@choppedpork666 I checked your deviantart, btw

By your logic, you're not just an aspiring serial killer, but a pig rapist!

Stay away from the bacon aisle, you sick fuck.