Jamie Seymour

[Jamie Seymour @VanSeymour]

@StanCollymore jesus; calm down Stan, ha!

[Jamie Seymour @VanSeymour]

@Peanuts200469 #moist

[Jamie Seymour @VanSeymour]

@OllieHolt22 a ticking time bomb to a yellow/second yellow and/or error that leads to a goal. Capable of moments of genius though!

[Jamie Seymour @VanSeymour]

@Peanuts200469 #colloquialism #donthaveacowman!

[Jamie Seymour @VanSeymour]

@Peanuts200469 @educatingyork then why based in Leeds eh?! I had a Mrs Buchannon and she were "reet mint"!

[Jamie Seymour @VanSeymour]

Yorkshire not York numb nuts! “@Peanuts200469: If only the kids realised what a life changer #mrburton is @EducatingYork”

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

#lfc 1 #mufc 0 ht. Liverpool good, tempo, shape etc. United very average, missing Rooney and a commanding central midfielder.

[Jamie Seymour @VanSeymour]

@henrywinter spot on :/

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

The Premier League's most valuable players of 2012/13 - no mention of Rooney or Suarez http://t.co/Gmhq9AVoSp

[Jamie Seymour @VanSeymour]

@NeilCoxy it appeals on a Simpsons and Rollycoasties level... I loves it! Eyeballs of Death just looks plain dangerous though!

[Jamie Seymour @VanSeymour]

@NeilCoxy have you seen the Krustyland update on TSTO???

[Jamie Seymour @VanSeymour]

@NeilCoxy don't give a fuck 'bout an Oxford comma..... I lolled a little...

[Jamie Seymour @VanSeymour]

Bloody average “@rickygervais: Wow. So much love coming in from people who have actually seen Derek. Thanks for spreading the word :)

[Jamie Seymour @VanSeymour]

@NeilCoxy off to see your mate John from uni. He's from Shropshire, right..... Or Queensferry, I forget!

[Jamie Seymour @VanSeymour]

@NeilCoxy I'm going @piersmorgan on your arse... It's "you're"

[Jamie Seymour @VanSeymour]

@NeilCoxy it's you're

[Jamie Seymour @VanSeymour]

@NeilCoxy off to Shropshire for a week next week, very glam haha! Glad you had good hols, looking forward to the next golf session....

[Jamie Seymour @VanSeymour]

@NeilCoxy I'm a serial lurker pal, on every day, post every 3-4 months after a couple of Peroni's!! Scotland was good, yeah (cont)

[Jamie Seymour @VanSeymour]

Away kit?! “@mikeparry8 @WayneRooney ROONEY PLAYS HIS BEST FOOTBALL IN A BLUE SHIRT.”

[Jamie Seymour @VanSeymour]

@NeilCoxy technically it wasn't a grammatical correction it was a... Meh, pertinent's a great word! How was Agadir, de, de, chase pineapple-