Katie Van Winkle

Math, running, weird costumes

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@MerriamWebster When my youngest two kids were little, they invented a fairy named Areola.

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@KaylarWill Unless you are at a kids’ movie

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@_Somtochi

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@HunterBiden Love this. You are awesome. Keep it up!

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Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

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@WhiteHouse lol! Whatever helps you sleep.

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@greg_price11 Spanberger wasn’t governor in 2025.

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@EdKrassen Underage women? You mean children. Children.

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@JesterJum Ah yes, the tried and true parenting method of teaching kids that rules don’t apply to them.

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@drdanchoi What are teachers, then?

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@danishacarterr Well at least she isn’t learning anything there, so no worry about that.

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Pretty much the only reason I stay on this app is for the menswear guy.
My husband wears the exact same thing every single day: Kuhl pants and an LLBean flannel, so it’s not like the knowledge is going any where. @dieworkwear

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@libsoftiktok @TheJusticeDept Someone printed paper. I wonder if anyone will notice when they’re counting ballots whether these are: actual ballots, with official envelopes, with registered names and signatures…
You all are the most gullible people on earth.

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@robbystarbuck Oh no. Someone printed paper. I wonder if anyone m will notice when they’re counting ballots whether these are: actual ballots, with official envelopes, with registered names and signatures…
You all are the most gullible people on earth.

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"A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland."

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@nicksortor Oh no. Yelling. How will you manage.

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@SCMountainGoat I forget the expression— is it “one acre, one vote?”

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@LaurenWitzkeDE I think this is ridiculous, but honestly it probably costs Costco about $5 in syrup.

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@bennyjohnson No. It’s a crisis that ANY of these places are being shot up. It’s a crisis for us all, not just those targeted. That’s how we know you’re a conservative, you only seem to care when you think you are being targeted.

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@mikedlong5150 @mehdirhasan Not noticing that this means that You all have been killing us for the previous 29 years?