Piss Pants Mcgoo

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[blaire @pissshit90001]

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl

[Cheapie13 @Cheapie13]

Well it’s about that time

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

This, cigs inside, 17 beers, and Rooster by Alice and Chains

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

Happy Memorial Day.

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Charlie Sheen aura farming in a Japanese cigarette commercial

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

Me re-entering my prime after a long downfall

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

If they hated the IRS as much as they hate ICE then we could really make some progress around here

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Who let curious George join the smoke session 🤣🤣

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚡 @bankolewya]

What kind of enemies do you Atlanta niggas have😭

[(Not) Art Rooney II @OldManRooney]

“So you’re telling me you drafted Baker Mayfield #1 overall?”

Yes.

“And you traded him to sign DeShaun Watson for $230M guaranteed?”

Yes.

“But now you are starting Dillon Gabriel over Shedeur Sanders?”

That’s correct.

[PPRFantasyTips @PPRFantasyTips]

So every Sunday you wake up, go to the couch and watch NFL redzone for 7 straight hours?”

“Yes Dave.”

“You don’t do anything but scroll X, stare at the TV screen & check your fantasy matchups?”

“That’s right.”

“Do you win your leagues?”

“No Dave.”

[L’jaurious “CYBORG” Sneed @deezmf3]

“Looks level to me boss”

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Simple and effective rat trap

[Piss Pants Mcgoo @VanWolfClout]

@kanyewest Vultures 3. Cmon now

[Luke Jackson @YaBoy77]

Could be a top 5 tweet of all time.

[Jah Jah @JazahriaH]

Taxes came while I was DoorDashing!

Ate they food and DELETED THE APP! 😂✌️

[Piss Pants Mcgoo @VanWolfClout]

X is a shitty name, all time unoriginal, shoulda coulda woulda stayed twitter