Van Tiem

I am a fan of all things awesome & funny. I've been on many adventures, all of which are amazing, well at least to me :-)

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@woodyandwilcox
This article in our local new paper, Daily News Miner, is about an old local Fairbanks, AK radiologist who's convected for domestic violence, but the picture they used was of a DIFFERENT local radiologist named Dr. Burton.

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@jimmyfallon #mysecondcar

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@jimmyfallon I had a car that spontaneously caught itself on fire. Had it less than a yr, when 1 day a friend saw smoke coming out of the engine hood. Popped it open, saw fire, then called for our small community fire car. The local pastor hosed it down. Front end of car, melted. #MyWorstCar

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@jimmyfallon I got a hand-me-down car from my mother. Classic roll down windows and push down locks. The heater stopped working during a week of -40*F outside. Yes, --40*F. Also, home was a 30min drive, minimum. 🥶 #AlaskaLife #MyWorstCar #WorstCombo #myfirstcar

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@jimmyfallon No daytime tv for 9 days. (Because of kids)
#SpringBreakInSixWords

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@jimmyfallon The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, the Pedophile, and the Wardrobe

#AddAWordRuinABook

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@jimmyfallon Great Scotts Gatsby
#AddAWordRuinABook

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@jimmyfallon Psychopathic Lord of the Rings
#AddAWordRuinABook

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#MyFirstCar

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I got a hand-me-down car from my mother. Classic roll down windows and push down locks. The heater stopped working during a week of -40*F outside. Yes, --40*F. Also, home was a 30min drive, minimum. 🥶 #AlaskaLife #MyWorstCar #WorstCombo

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#MySecondCar

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I had a car that spontaneously caught itself on fire. Had it less than a yr, when 1 day a friend saw smoke coming out of the engine hood. Popped it open, saw fire, then called for our small community fire car. The local pastor hosed it down. Front end of car, melted. #MyWorstCar

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@jimmyfallon #SecondCar

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@jimmyfallon I had a car that spontaneously caught itself on fire. Had it less than a yr, when 1 day a friend saw smoke coming out of the engine hood. Popped it open, saw fire, then called for our small community fire car. The local pastor hosed it down. Front end of car, melted. #MyWorstCar

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@jimmyfallon #FirstCar

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@jimmyfallon I got a hand-me-down car from my mother. Classic roll down windows and push down locks. The heater stopped working during a week of -40*F outside. Yes, --40*F. Also, home was a 30min drive, minimum. 🥶 #AlaskaLife #MyWorstCar #WorstCombo

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@jimmyfallon Grandma got run over by a horny reindeer

#AddAWordRuinAChristmasSong

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@jimmyfallon All I want for Christmas is NOT you.
#AddAWordRuinAChristmasSong

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@jimmyfallon I'll Be Sneaking Home for Christmas. 🕵️‍♀️
#AddAWordRuinAChristmasSong

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Women's pants need pockets that are the same as mens pants!
I don't like to carry a purse, so sometimes I'll ask my husband to hold my phone & when he tells me to put it in my pocket, I look at him & say, "what pockets, these are fake" #TheyNeedToFix @jimmyfallon @fallon_hashtags