Vance Astro

@VanceAstro20

Telepathic cyborg ninja. Omega level sarcasm

The Savage Land

Joined December 2011

509 Following

356 Followers

14.6K Posts

Vance Astro @VanceAstro20

12 days ago

“Flash Gordon to the Wheel of Fortune/ They big wheeling like they real important”

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Vance Astro @VanceAstro20

16 days ago

@AdamBLiv Congrats @AdamBLiv You deserve it!!!

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Vance Astro @VanceAstro20

3 months ago

@ColeMacro @Strive I love this management team.

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Vance Astro @VanceAstro20

4 months ago

VanceAstro20's tweet photo. @SInow https://t.co/mkf5Cuc1Wk

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Who to follow

Just a Guy Trying to Make It,, DFS Player,,, With a 45hr a week Bust'Ass Job, Fan of Bodybuilding, and i post a few other things i like ... and i like Cats ☄️

I have an I.Q. of 187 and it's been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole his "Brief History of Time"…from my fourth grade paper.

Husband, Father, Actor... all three drive me crazy but the love and joy I get in return makes it all worth it.

Vance Astro @VanceAstro20

4 months ago

Got 82-0 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

VanceAstro20's tweet photo. Got 82-0 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 https://t.co/yDhOh6Nsoz

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Vance Astro @VanceAstro20

5 months ago

@FanDuel_Support please respond to DMs. I was logged out of the app and when I put username and password in it locked me out. I have lineups I need to edit. Please help!

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VanceAstro20 retweeted

about 1 year ago

TAKE IT IN TOMMY!!!! Tommy Castellanos scores his first TD on a 9yd run after a 40yd completion to Squirrel White! Q1: 3:04 | Alabama 7, FSU 7 #NoleFamily | #KeepCLIMBing

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VanceAstro20 retweeted

about 1 year ago

THE THROW. THE CATCH. 🤯 📺 ABC x @FSUFootball

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Vance Astro @VanceAstro20

over 2 years ago

Man fuck this bullshit!!!!!!

over 2 years ago

This just in: Dallas is not making a head-coaching change and Cowboys’ HC Mike McCarthy is returning for the 2024 season, per sources.

AdamSchefter's tweet photo. This just in: Dallas is not making a head-coaching change and Cowboys’ HC Mike McCarthy is returning for the 2024 season, per sources. https://t.co/GHMJuqdxaT

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Vance Astro @VanceAstro20

about 3 years ago

@SFVA_ y’all kinda won the trade the more I think about it

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Vance Astro @VanceAstro20

about 3 years ago

@_iMarriedPrince 💀💀💀💀

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Vance Astro @VanceAstro20

over 3 years ago

one person followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/asRUF9065n

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over 3 years ago

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over 3 years ago

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over 3 years ago

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over 3 years ago

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over 3 years ago

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Vance Astro @VanceAstro20

over 3 years ago

@Cindy_Bunn Man’s height is something he can’t control.

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over 3 years ago

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Vance Astro @VanceAstro20

over 3 years ago

@ksdotlewis @Cindy_Bunn Nah. Dudes ain’t trying to hear all that. A simple “really fuck with her” will suffice 🤣

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