jerd

I pee in pools

[jerd @Vance_6]

Can we all agree that weed is too damn strong these days? Fucks sake what happened?

No, I don’t want to smoke something that’s 40% THC and 0.05% CBD and give myself a panic attack?

[jerd @Vance_6]

RIP Gene Cox 💔 it’s still there it’s just ass now

[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

It’ll always be Crystal

[jerd @Vance_6]

Add the word “truffle” to any dish and white people will pay $15 extra no questions asked

[jerd @Vance_6]

Brussels sprouts have come a long way

[jerd @Vance_6]

I just saw a cyclist actually stop at a stop sign. Rare cyclist W

[jerd @Vance_6]

@Saints

[jerd @Vance_6]

SNL was funny again for the first time in 15 years

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: A U.S. Intelligence Official has reportedly told CNN the national security threat is a "highly concerning and destabilizing" Russian capability

[jerd @Vance_6]

Usher has been the same age my entire life

[jerd @Vance_6]

@hvaughan8892 Bowling ball team 💀 why didn’t I just say bowling team

[jerd @Vance_6]

A bowling ball team named Gutter Sluts

[jerd @Vance_6]

Why do boomers always have beef with the Super Bowl

[jerd @Vance_6]

@dan_mabry I’m staying away from the moneyline, bout to look at some player props

[jerd @Vance_6]

This is in every gas station in Texas

[Red Comet @honzogonzo]

They are doing things down in Mexico that Americans can't even fathom

[jerd @Vance_6]

@Saints your move

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

New Commanders’ HC Dan Quinn said Eric Bieniemy will not return to Washington’s staff.

[jerd @Vance_6]

@jeff_in_nola @snowlikejonn Stop it

[jerd @Vance_6]

@derekcarrqb

[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

takes a good one to see it and have the ability to pass up on a check down to throw a bomb for a touchdown

[jerd @Vance_6]

When I get the slightest little cold I feel like a frail Victorian child

[jerd @Vance_6]

Local plugs across the country are punching the air right now

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

The last Dodge Challenger ever made was revealed.