SpeechyKeen

Speech Language Pathologist. 😲👂🏻🤷🏼‍♀️

[SpeechyKeen @VancitySLP]

"Bush has a form of Parkinson's disease. And has been hospitalized multiple times over the past few years for things like pneumonia and respiratory problems."

#slp #parkinsons #dysphagia #swallowing #seallowdisorder #speechpathology

[SpeechyKeen @VancitySLP]

Oh thanks grad schooo for not teaching me how to correct /r/ when it's 30% of my caseload!!

[SpeechyKeen @VancitySLP]

Imagine if @StarbucksCanada had a dysphagia friendly menu...... all my patients would be like

[SpeechyKeen @VancitySLP]

Right brain injuries got me like

[SpeechyKeen @VancitySLP]

Me: ... so basically we could thicken any liquid you want....
Pt: what about some whiskey

Me: no.....

[SpeechyKeen @VancitySLP]

#SLP #dysphagia #SLPeeps

Me:... so in conclusion all of your menu items will be puréed so you can safely swallow.

Pt: even sanwhichs?

Me: correct.

Pt: ok but I can I get them with no crusts ?

Me:

[SpeechyKeen @VancitySLP]

When your Broca's Aphasia patient is trying to explain to you the plot of game of thrones and you have never watched it #SLPeeps #SLP

[SpeechyKeen @VancitySLP]

When your patient opts for STN deep brain stimulation instead of continuing dysphagia therapy.... #slp #slppeeps #dysphagia

[SpeechyKeen @VancitySLP]

When the American reviewer asks you to change "unflavoured" to "unflavored" because they are worried readers won't understand ....

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[SpeechyKeen @VancitySLP]

When your friends ask you why you have oral lubricant in your purse #friday #slp

[SpeechyKeen @VancitySLP]

When your apraxia patient turns /tr/ blends into labiodental fricatives

[SpeechyKeen @VancitySLP]

When you try to do a swallow assessment but the patient prefers sparkling. #slp #dysphagia

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#EarCandling for #earwax removal: more dangerous than Q-tips, less effective than doing nothing.... https://t.co/u7T0KsQDuA

[SpeechyKeen @VancitySLP]

What is your favourite online tool for voice therapy ? #asha #sig3 #voice #slp

[SpeechyKeen @VancitySLP]

Remember this holiday season when you are singing your Christmas carols to be mindful of your voice ! If you have sudden pain, contact your MD!

[SpeechyKeen @VancitySLP]

How old is #tommy supposed to be on @fullerhouse ? A kid that age shouldn't be expected to speak in full sentences. Poor kid :(

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[SpeechyKeen @VancitySLP]

@JMDallergy I was mostly playing devils advocate... I agree with you. Maybe a bit of fear instalment is needed ?