Vance Hiscock

I might have been born just plain white trash but Vancy was my name

[CautionRisk @bewareofass]

I’ve been sober in places you wouldn’t go drunk

[Softboy @softboywin]

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

[flo 🗝️ @curseonourhouse]

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the traffic lights if it’ll be alright they said i don’t know

[🐺 Bam🧛🏿 @LG0_Hendrixxx]

She recommended a restaurant where she apparently had beef with 3 of the bartenders and they jumped her like 10 mins after we sat down

[Prom Prom🌚 @effizzzyy]

you’ve not suffered if you’ve never slept at someone’s house knowing they didn’t want you there

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[ThorDKidd @ThorDKidd]

middle school was lowkey fun asf I was ugly as hell tho

[delani ❤️‍🔥 @delaniraeann]

i think we need to be meaner. i’m tired of tiptoeing. if you voted for him you’re a bad person. people who voted for harris are better than you. they’re smarter than you. if you voted for him you lack empathy, you’re unintelligent, you’re weird, and you’re a bad person. period.

[Jay @JStayReady_]

Like, the best animation + soundtracks ever created. Mind you this animation is almost 30 years old! I used to run this VHS into the ground 😭

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

Me after robbing alvin and the chipmunks

[johnny❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 @iceman81x]

The only Vance I support

[culture @notgwendalupe]

19 years ago, Mariah Carey released 'Shake it Off'

[mikey @MikeBeLike]

Y’all I have been screaming so loud at this for the past hour I am sure the police have been called 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[megañ @3x5]

aaron hernandez greeting OJ simpson in hell